Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 September 1889 — She Preached the Wrong Doctrine. [ARTICLE]

She Preached the Wrong Doctrine.

Mother —Yes, Willie, if you are ft good lx>y you will go to heaven when you die and have a golden harp to play on.” Willie—“l don’t want a harp; I want a bicycle and a base-ball.”—Ar-eola Record.