Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 September 1889 — Sanitary Item. [ARTICLE]

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A young gentleman, accompanied bt • friend, sat at a table in a New York concert hall, enjoving a cigar and toddy. The young man nodded to the waiter, and, on the menial appearing, asked him: “Isn’t that Dr. Smith, over there in the corner ?* “Yes, sir.* “How notary drinks has he had this •vening?” “Six, sir.” “How many cigars has he smoked?” “Four or five?” ‘trow just see what a fraud that dootoris? It was only yesterday he told me that one cigar and a toddy was as much as any man ought to take. Another beer, waiter?”—Texas B\fAnya.