Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1889 — Posted. [ARTICLE]

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Mrs. LaMode—“ls my bathing suit ready ?” Marie—“Oh, madame, I cannot find ze suit anywhere.” Mrs. LaMode—“Not find it? Oh, what shall I do?” (Weeps.) Marie (entering soon after) —“Oh, madame, let us be joyful. I pick up zis postage stamp from ze desk and I find ze bathsuit sticking to ze back.” —Judge.

Many Industries having been established in the South, particularly at the rapidly growing city of Florence, Ala., the Chicago and Eastern Illinois (Evansville Route) has decided to run five personally conducted excursion trains as follows: August 6 und 20, Sept. 10 and 24. and Oct. 8. Ail the railroads in the Northwest have agreed to sell for those dates excursion tickets to points in Tennessee. Alabama. Mississippi and Louisiana at one lowest first-class fare for the round trip. Tickets will be good returning thirty days. Persons desiring to join these excursions can obtain full particulars by writing to J. B. Morrell. Traveling Agent C. & E. I. R. R.. 501 First National Bank Building, Chicago, or to William Hill, General Passenger Agent. Chicago.

From the general appearance of the vegetation, together with a dicussion of the origin arfd relations of the flora, it is conclued by eminent botanists that Greenland is not a European province from the point of view of botanical geography, but has nearer relations to America.

The Insect House of the Zoological Society of London is said to be the only place where an attempt is made to attract public attention to the various and wonderful groups of the insect family. Experiments made on the dog and rabbit show generally that the quantity of water is less in the venous than in the arterial blood. If you wish to do the easiest and quickest week’s washing you ever did, try Dobbins’ Electric Soap next washday. Follow the directions. Ask your grocer for it. Been on the market 24 years. Take no other. Husband: “Wife, Dr. Smith, the chiropodist, will dine with us to-day. Wife: “All right; I’ll order corned beef. ” — Town Topics. A Pocket Cigar Case and five of “Tansill’s Punch,” all for 25c. A Brooklyn man calls his wife “Phonograph,” because she stores up everything he says and repeats it afterward.