Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 August 1889 — What She Would Do. [ARTICLE]

What She Would Do.

A New York lady, who is not very bright, was reading the proceedings of the McQuade trial, and was very indignant over the testimony. “I wish I was the judge in that court,” she exclaimed. “What would you do?” asked her husband, “would you get up and leave the room ?” “No, indeed, I wouldn’t. I would tell McQuade to leave the room and never show his face there again!” Dobbins’ Electric Soap does not chap the hands, being perfectly pure. Many people afflicted with Salt Rheum have been cured by its use. Preserves and whitens clothes. Have your grocer order it and try it now. Implicit trust in the ultimate integrity of human nature is all very well in a prayer meeting but it won’t work for a cent in an ordinary grocery stere.