Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1889 — Hard to Understand the Law Business. [ARTICLE]

Hard to Understand the Law Business.

“Qu’ah thing ’bout dissher law business,” said Uncle Jonas. “What’s the matter, uncle? Have they been mixing you up?” “Dat’s jess what. I doan un’stan’ it.” “ What don’t you understand ?” “Why, I pavs de lawyer $lO ter git me out er trubble, and de Judge he goes ahead anyhow an’ does jes ez he pleases erbout it.”— Merchant Traveler.

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