Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1889 — Too Much for the Baby. [ARTICLE]

Too Much for the Baby.

Gushing visitor—Oh, oo ittle teenty weenty toozie oozie sing! Turn here and et me tiss ifs ittle turly tootsiewootsie, oo itty pitty sing. Boston baby—l really beg your pardon, madam, but, owing to what perhaps is a foolish prejudice on mamma’s part, I have not been allowed to commence my language studies. I am very sorry, but I will have to ask you to address me solely in the English language.