Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1889 — “All Aboard.” [ARTICLE]

“All Aboard.”

Ho (a traveling man) —I have but five minutes. Say, will you be my wife ? I must catch that train. She (never utters a word). He—Only three minutes left; say the word, my darling! She (silent as the grave). He—One minute yet left! Promise to be my wife! She—l promise. He—l’ll take the next train. All true scince begins in the love, not the disscetion of your fellow-crea-ture ; and it ends in the love, not the analysis, of God. It ia an unselfish policeman who prays for the coining of the millennium.