Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1889 — A Suitable Occasion. [ARTICLE]

A Suitable Occasion.

First Waiter—Did you ever have the bad luck to spill water over a customer ? Second Waiter—Yes, once; but I got out of it all right. First Waiter—How so? Second W r aiter—Why, it was at a Baptist anniversary banquet, and the gent seemed to take it as a matter of course. —Burlington Free Press. Angry husband—What I wanted was a wife who would be a helpmeet. Angry wife—Huh! What 1 1 wanted was a husband who would supply meat to help.