Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1889 — Circumstances Alter Cases. [ARTICLE]

Circumstances Alter Cases.

Fanny—The new garters which you bought yesterday are not pretty at all. Emma—What difference does it make? Nobody sees them. “Ah, but it may rain.” Dolly — l don’t see how there can be any humor in your profession. Doctor—W r hy, my dear, a miser died on my hands last week and I had to give the cause of his death on the certificate as enlargement of the heart. The young woman who boldly states that she likes to be hugged should be immediately repressed.