Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 June 1889 — An Innocent Metal. [ARTICLE]

An Innocent Metal.

“Copper is the moat harmless of metals,” observed the snake editor. “The people who got caught in the recent collapse do not think so,” remarked the horse editor. “I am speaking on general principles, though.” “Then why is it the least harmful ?” “Because it’s in a cent.”— Pittsburg Chronicle.