Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 June 1889 — Will Know Better Next Time. [ARTICLE]

Will Know Better Next Time.

Visitor—What was your offense, my man? Prisoner—l stole ten dollars. Visitor—Do you not regret your action? Prisoner—You bet I do. I wish I had stolen ten thousand instead of ten ; then I wouldn’t have got such a heavy, sentence.