Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 June 1889 — Some of the Ages of Man. [ARTICLE]

Some of the Ages of Man.

Old Homeboy—There, there, my love, we shall not quarrel. You and Nellie go ahead to the opera and excuse me to-night; lam such a foolish old homebody, but somehow I can not enjoy anything half so much of late years as stopping quietly right in the house nights. I dare say it is the “lean and slipper’d” pantaloon age creeping over me. I shall wait up for you, however. Old Homeboy (once more, but an hour later) —Ho, ho, boys; so glad you came so promptly. Did you fetch the bones, Jerry? Good, lad! Just scoop the traps off that round table and drag up the chairs. Why, I actually feel like a schoolboy. Divide up diose chips and select a banker, while I away to the cellar to look for labeled cobwebs.—Epoch. What Is sweeter than roses Thau bloom in the beauty of June? Or the stately and fragrant lilies Whose bells ring a summer tune? Ah, sweeter the roses blowing On the cheeks of those wo love, And the lily of health that’s glowing The cheeks' red rose above. But how soon the lily and the rose wither in the faces of our American women? Why is it ? Simply because so many of them are of weaknesses, irregularities, and functional derangements incidental to the sex. If they would use Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription all these beauty and health-de-stroying ailments might be warded off, and we would hear less about women "growing old before their timei."

To begulate the stomach, liver; and bowels. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets exeel. One a dose.