Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 May 1889 — Page 7

Re Kicked Three Times.

“Yes, we meet with all sorts of people here,” answered the railroad conductor, as he sat down in the smoker after making his rounds. “It is a great place to study human nature.” “Aren’t there a good many kickers among travelers ?” “Pleaty of them. I conld have a fight every hour in the day if I wanted to talk back. There is one in the third seat ahead now. He lives at R , and he never comes or goes without trying to kick up a row.” “He seems quiet enough.” “But he only seems. I’m expecting every minute to hear liis war-whoop. It is just an hour’s run to R , and I’ll bet he makes three kicks in that time.” “I’ll go you for a box of cigars.” “Done, old fellow!” They were shaking hands on it when the man rose up and went to the water cooler. He took two or three sips of water and then walked back to the conductor and said: “When you get ready to clean the drugs and chemicals out of that coo'er please let me know. Perhaps I can buy half a ton of eopperas at wholesale figures.” “That’s one,” said the conductor, as the kicker took his seat. The train stopped and another round was made, and the conductor had scarcely taken his seat when the kicker came over and said : “If there is a window in this coach which can be raised I wish you w ould label it for me!” “That’s two,” whispered the conductor, “and we have sixteen miles to go yet.” The kicker <sat down to his newspaper, and he was so quiet for a time that the drummer began to have hopes. Eight—ten—twelve miles rolled behind the train, and he seemed deeply iterested in an article, when he suddenly bobbed up and came over to the conductor. “I’ll bet fifty to one there are fleas in this coach! I’ve just been bitten by something mighty like one, and I’m going to send in a complaint to headquarters.” “Are you satisfied?” asked the conductor after the kicker had taken his seat. “Pve got to be. And that’s his usual practice, is it ?” “O, lie’s let me off light to-day.” “Well, it’s worth a box of cigars to see into human nature in this way,” musea the drummer, as*the train drew up at R . The kicker and the conductor got off together, and the former softly queried: “Was it three kicks, Tom?” “Yes.” “And the bet?” “A box of cigars.” “All right. Bring my half down tonight. I’ll be going up again to-mor-row, and you see if you can’t make it six kicks and two boxes !”—New York Sun.

Famous Sound Suggestions.

Teach your daughter how to wear a calico dress and do it like a queen. Teach her to say “No,” and mean it; or “Yes,” and stiek to it. Always look in the direction in which you are moving. Never leave a car, or other public vehiele, when it is in motion. Never put your head or arms out of a vehicle when it is in motion. If a horse runs away with you, remain in the vehicle, rather than risk the danger of jumping from it. In thunder storms keep away from trees, metallic substances, doors and windowa. The lower part of a house is the safer. Never .play with firearms. Always keep them beyond the reach of children. When awake, very young children should never be left alone. Do not go wijjjb. Loose hair or flowing garments, near aangerous machinery. Never touch gunpowder after dark. Never fondle a strange dog. Never light a fire with kerosene. Fill and trim your lamps in the daytime. Never trim or fill a lighted lamp. Keep matches in a closed tin box. Mosquitoes may be kept away by sponging the body with a diluted extract of pennyroyal, which also allays the pain of their bites. Before woolen clothes or furs are put away, for the summer, thqjy should be well aired in the hot sun, then sprinked with camphor and sewed up in iinen. This a sure p otecton against moths. The way house plants thrive on the dregs of coffee left at, breakfast is wonderful. Bowker itself hardly turns out stronger leafage or such thick bloom. The grounds are t, good mulch on the top of the soil, but a little care must be given not to let them sour and get musty .in coolish, damp weather Yankee Blade.

Outgrown.

“Mrs. Brown. I guarantee that piece of goods to wash without shrinking.” “Oh, you’s slick-tongued ’nuff! hem’s jes de words yg’ used when I bide dat calico Idee’s dress is made on, an’ now look at it, shrunk up mos’ to her knees, when it nigh teched her heels when I made it.” “Why, really, I don’t remember ever selling you such goods. Bo .you remember when you bought them.” “Lemme see—tink it was ’bout fo’ yea’s ’go.”— Harper’s Bazar. The people of the United States are using annually not far from 10,000,000 barrels of salt, and there has been*, a steady increase of pounds per capita for the last decade.

“EDITOR’S BACK STAIRS.”

The Interesting Views of the Late Dr. J. G. Holland. The columns of the newspapers appear to be flooded with proprietary medicine advertisements. As we east our eye over them, it brings to mind an article tnat was published by the lute Dr. Holland In Scrtbner’s Monthly. He says: ‘Nevertheless, it is a (act that many of the test proprietary medicines of the day were more successful than many physicians, and most of them, it should be remembered, were atlirst discovered or used in actual medical practice. When, however, any shrewd person, knowing their virtue, and foreseeing their popularity, secures and advertises them. then, in the opiuion of the bigoted, all viitue went out of them.” Is not this absurd? Tliis gieat man appreciated tho real merits of popular remedies, end the absurdity of those that derided them because public attention was called to the article and the evidence of their cures. If the most noted physician should announce that ho had made a study of any certain organ or disease of the body, or make his sign larger than the code size, though he may have practiced medicine and been a leader in all medical counsels, notwithstanding all this, if he should presume to advertise and decline to give his discovery to the public, ho wou.d be pronounced a quack and a humbug. although he may have spent his entire life and all his available lunds in perfecting his investigations. Again we say, “absurd.” If an ulcer is found upon one’s arm, and is cured by some dear old grandmother, outside of the code, it will be pronounced by the medical profession an ulcer of little importance. But if treated under the code, causing sleepless nights for a month, with the scientiUc treatment, viz., plasters, washes, dosing with morphine, arsenic and other vile substances, given to prevent blood poisoning or deaden pain, and yet the ulcer becomes malignant, and amputation is made necessary at last, to save life, yet ail done according to the "isms” of the medical code, tais is much more gratifying to the medical profession, and adds more dignity to that distinguished order than to be cured by the dear old grandmother’s remedy. This appears like .* severe arraisnment, yet we believe that “it expresses the true standing of the medical profession in regard to remedies discovered outside of their special “isms.” One of the most perplexing things of the day is the popularity of certain remedies, especially Warner’s Safe Cure, which we iin-J lor sale everywhere. The physician of the highest standing is ready to concede its merits and sustain the theories the prop ietors have made—that is, that it benelits in most of the ailments of the human system because it assists in putting the kidneys in proper condition, thereby aiding in throwing off the impurities of the blood, while others with l«ss honesty and experience deride, and are willing to see their patient die scientifically, and according to the code, rather than have him cured by this great remedy. Yet wo notice that the popularity of the medicine continues to prow year by year. The discoverer comes boldly before the people with its merits, and proclaims them from door to door in our opinion much more honorably than the physician who, perchance, may secure a patient from some catastrophe, and is permitted to set a bone of an arm or a linger, which he does with great dignity, yet very soon after takes the liberty to climb the editor's back stairs at 2 o’clock in the morning to have it announced in tho morning paper that "Dr. So-und-so was in attendance," thus securing for his benefit a beautiful and tree advertisement. We shall leave it to our read-rs to say which is the wiser and more honorable.

Freaks of the English Language.

The curiosity of literature are certainly doubled by the English language. There is little wonder that a Frenchman prefers the guillotine to an extended course of English instruction, while the German looks at his task in wild despair and hopes for an early death. The addition of a single letter so changes the pronunciation of a word that one who is unused to the language stumbles at every step. The lettfer c changes a lover i«to clover; d make a crow a crowd; k makes eyed keyed; (/ changes a son into a tong; l transforms a pear into a pearl; s changes a lioe into 'a shoe; t makes bough bought; w makes omen into women. Little wonder that some one has called our alphabet pugnacious, and declares that he has known the time when b fit, d. cried, n raged, x pounded. —The Academic.

A Sea Sick Passenger,

Qn tbe ocean, cares little about a storm. He is positively indifferent whether he is washed overboard or not. But, set right by a wine-glassful or two of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, ho feels renewed interest in his personal safety. This fine corrective neutralizes in brackish water—often compulsorily drank on shipboard, to the grievous detriment of health—tho pernicious impurities which give rise to disorders of the stomach, liver, and bowels. To the mariner, the tourist, the Western pioneer and miner, the Bitters is invaluable as a means of protection against malaria, when its seeds are latent in air «(ad water. To the effect of overwork, mental or nanual, it is a most reliable antidote, and to the <febilitated and nervous, it affords great and speedily felt relief and vigor.

Compressibility of Water.

At a recent meeting of the Royal Society of Edinburgh, Prof. Tait showed tleoreticallv that water could be eompiessed to about three-fourths of its original bulk. The compressibility of sea-water is .92 of that of fresh water. II the water of the ocean were to suddenly become incompressible, four per cent of the habitable land of the globe would be submerged, because the mean depth of w r ater would be increased 116 feet.

How’s This!

We offer C ne Hundred Dollars Reward for any erne of Catarrh that can not be cured by taking Hill's Catarrh Cure. F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props , Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney f<t the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly l*norable in all business transactions, anil ftancially üble to carry out any obligations naae by their firm. vest & 'trims:, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Voiding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale DrugI gists, Toledo, Ohio. E H. Van Hoesen. Cashier Toledo National Bank, Toledo, Ohio. Ball’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting (frectly upon the blood and mucus surfaces a the system. Price Tic per bottle. Sold by a! Druggists. Lady —Biddy, have you seen the littL stuffed bird I had in my bonnet? Bddy—Yis, mum; I put it in the soup tqmfike it a little richer.

Growth of Freight Transportation.

In the early period of railways in this oountry, when they were built chiefly to promote local interests, and the movement of either freight or passengers over long distances was a comparatively small portion of the traffic, it was customary for all roads to do their business in their own cars, transferring any freight destined to a station on a connecting road at the junction or point of interchange of the two roads. While this system had the advantage of keeping at home the equipment of each road, it resulted in a very slow movement of the freight. As the volume of traffic grew and the interchange of commodities between distant points increased this slow movement became more and more vexatious. Soon the railway companies found it necessary to allow their cars to run through to the destiration of the freight without transfer, or they would be deprived of the business by more enterprising rivals. So that to-day a very large proportion of the freight business of the country is done without transfer; the same car taking the load from the initial point direct to destination. The result of this is, however, that a considerable share of all the business of any railway is done in cars belonging to other companies, for which mileage has to be paid; while, in turn, the cars of any one company may be scattered all over the country from Maine to California, Winnipeg to Mexico. The problem that constantly confronts the general superintendent of a railway is, liow to improve the time of through freight, thereby improving the service and increasing the earnings of the company; and, at the same time, how to secure the prompt movement of cars belonging to the company, getting them home from other roads, and reducing as far as possible upon his own line the use of foreign cars, and the consequent payment of mileage therefor.— Theodore Vc or been, in Scribner’s.

Hunting for Jones.

At Oxford a good deal of fun is poked at the Welshmen who crowd to Jesus College, and are currently believed mostly to answer to the name of Jones. There arrived one evening at the porter’s lodge a stranger, and a colloquy began as follows: Stranger—Kindly direct me to the rooms of Mr. Jones. Porter—There are forty-three Mr. Joneses in college, sir. Stranger—The man I wish to see is Mr. David Jones. Porter Twenty-one Mr. David Joneses in college, sir. Stranger—My Mr. David Jones has red hair. Porter—Seven Mr. David Joneses have red hair. Stranger (in despair)—This is very awkward. Mr. David Jones asked me to come and take wine with him. Porter— Why didn’t you tell me that at first, sir ? Second staircase, ground floor, right. All the other Mr. Joneses drink beer.

NOTHING LIKE IT.

Great Rejoicing in the Conover Family— Crutches Laid Aside After Twenty Years’ Use. I have been afflicted with rheumatism twenty years. For the last ten years have been oblised to use crutches. Often my left hip and knee would entirely give out. Have expended a large amount of money for remedies recommended as a cure for that terrible disease; have used the most powerful liniments on my hip and knee to soothe tho pain, that I might get a little sleep. My hip and knee had lost nearly all strength by the use of liniments, and I could get no help. I saw an advertisement of Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup, ordered half a dozen bottles, took them and received some relief, then ordered a dozen. Have taken seven of the last dozen, and I am happy in saying that I know lam being cured. Have not used any liniment since I commenced taking your syrup. When I began taking your svrup I could not take a step without the use of a ca"o, neither could I turn myself in bed without aid; cairnowturn in bed without any trouble, ean walk about my house and office without the use of my eano. often losing track of it. for the reason when I take a long walk I take it along. My office is four blocks from my house; I have not walked to or from it for over a year until last'lhurs<iay, a week. Binee that time I have walked to and from it' every day, except Sunday. I am truly rejoicing that I am fast boiug relieved from such a terrible affliction. Very truly, 8. g. Conovek. Agent of the Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co., Manistee. Mich.

Good Idea.

Touth—Can you give me anything to do, sir ? Merchant—What is your line ? Y.—Clerk, sir. M.—Clerk? Why, clerks are a drug in the labor market just now. Y—They are? Well, if that’s the case, I had better look for a job as drug clerk. —Boston Courier.

Stop that Cough.

Many people neglect what they call a slmple m /y lead fiFLung trouble. Scott’s Emulsion °J Pure Cod Liver Oil f with Hypophosphites , will not only stop the cough but heal the lungs. Indorsed by thousands of Physicians. Palatable as milk. Try it. Sold by ail Druggists. 3 Drummer (to fellow-passenger who has produced a bottle of beer)—Here, take my cork-screw. Fellow-passen-ger—Thank you, but how can I recipprocate? This bottle only holds enough for one. Drummer—All right. Pass it right over to me, then. Students. Teachers (male or female.) Clergymen, and .others in “need of change of employment, should pot fail to write to B. F. Johnson & Co.. 1008 Main St.. Richmond, Va. Their great success shows that they have got the true ideas about making money. They can show you how to employ odd hours profitably. The suspender company is beyond danger of suspension. Its business is stretching in various directions.

My Smoke House.

A man who lives in Albany, and whose business is that of a clerk, said that he had latelv built a house that cost him $3,000. His friends expressed their wonder that he could afford to build so fine dwelling. “Why,” said he, “that is my smoke house.” “Your smoke house! What do you mean ?” “I mean that twenty years ago I left off smoking, and I have put the money saved from smoke, with interest, in my house. So I call it my smoke house.” — Youth's Companion.

Forced to Leave Home.

Over sixty people were forced to leave their homes yesterday to call for a free trial package of Lane's Family Medicine. It vour blood is bad, your liver and kidneys out of order, if you are constipated and have headache and an unsightly complexion, dou’t fail to call on ftny druggist to-day for a free sample of this grand remedy. The ladies praise it. Every one likes it- Large size package, 50 cents.

A Timely Interruption.

Miss Kiss an—Oh, Calvert! This is so-o-o-o unexpected. . Her Maid—Excuse me, Miss Mary: but yure mother sint me down t’ tell vez that about thjit little matter she wor talking over wid yez tliis mornin’ fer yonse t’sav “Yes.” She said vouse would know pliat she manes.— Time. There is no article made that purity is as important in iis soap. Thousands, however, buy cheap, adulterated soaps to save a tow cents, and lose dollars in rotted clothing. Dobbins’ Electric Soap. perfectly pure, sat es dollars. The oil of black birch is a product almost as precious as the attar of roses, and is worth about SBO per gallon. As for the ordinary birch and hickory oil —well, we all remember what it used to bring.

Oregon, t[?] Paradise of Farmers.

Mild, equable climate, certain ami abundant crop*. Beat fruit, grain, graaa, aud stock country in the world. Full information free. Address the Oregon Immigration Board,Portlaud.Oregou. When some one with a monster foot Comes down upon your com, How clearly you recall the fact, That man was made to mourn I

veto * The Chief Reason for the.great success of Hood’s Sarsaparilla Is found in the fact that Merit Wins. It Is the best blood purifier and actually accomplishes all that )s claimed for it. Prepared only by C. I. Hood * Co.. Lowell. Mass. yflllNC MFN Le. arn Telegraphy here nnd we will TUUnO 111 Lit .help you to good situations. Address American School of Telegraphy. Madison, Wis. HftMP QTIinY Bookkeeping .Business Forms, 011||| 11Penmanship,Arithmetic, Shorthand. etc., thoroughly taught by mall. Circulars free. Bryant’s Business College, Buffalo,N.Y. KIDDEB'B PASTILISEBSyi: tBMBHBBHIBnDCI”'.rIestown I Mass.

In IS3SI contracted Blood Poison of bud type, and wan treated with mercury, potash n::d nunaparllla mixtures,growing worse all the time. • 1 tool: 7 small bottles 8.8.6. which cured me entirely, and no sign of tho dreadful disease has returned. J. C. Nance, Jan. 10,'89. -* Hobby ville, Ind. My little niece had whito swelling to such an extent that slm waa confined to tho bed for a long time. Mora-than 20 piece* of liono came out of her leg, and the doctors said amputation was the only remedy to I save her life. I refused tho operation and put her on S.S.S. and she is now n p and acti vo nnd in as good health as any child. Miss Annie Gekslino. Feb. 11, ’B9. Columbus, Go. Book on Blood Diseases sent free. Swift Specific Co. I Drawer 8, Atlanta, Go,

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