Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 April 1889 — Page 7

Shrewd advertisers.

Readers of the newspapers of the dav cannot fail to be impressed with the fact that the modern advertiser is progressive. He is compelled to be. else competitors, more active in the invention of new advertising devices, will outstrip him in public favor. The value of printers’ ink judiciously and scientifically employed cannot be overestimated; it is the medium whereby a meritorious discovery is raised from local fame to a position in the public esteem. Hence the columns of the newspapers are daily used by hosts of advertisers, and in the competition which is indulged in to attain the desired end, the reader is oftentimes amused. The greatest of American advertisers, and it may as well be said in the world, is H. H. Warner, of Rochester, N. Y., whose name has been made everywhere familiar in connection with “Warner’s Safe Cure, widely advertised because of its merit in the prevention and cure of kidney diseases. By printers’ ink this great discovery has achieved world-wide popularity, and thousands feel grateful for the knowledge thus acquired of this greatest of modern remedies. Furthermore, the public has been taught that disorders of the lungs, brain, heart, and liver which have hitherto been regarded and treated by the profession as distinctive diseases are not so in fact, but are the attending symptoms of disease of the kidneys; therefore, the consumptive, the apoplectic, the paralytic, and the sufferer from nervous disorders can be restored to health by Warner’s Safe Cure, which will remove the true cause of those disorders by restoring the kidneys to healthy action.' The advertising methods employed by this greatest of advertisers are invariably instructive, and, although the reader may sometimes be “caught” in reading an advertisement. which was not at first supposed to be such, there is nevertheless no time lost, since useful information is invariably gained concerning life's great problem. King Alexander 1., the boy sovereign of Servia, is less of a child than his 13 years bespeak. He already speaks French, German, and Russian, and shows great capacity for study.

S?JACOBS FOH IVEURALGIA. Neuralgia and Paralysis-Nov., 1880-Cured. Sprlagleld, Texm. My wife raftered 18 months with nraralzi* end paralyele. I had to move her in bed, and could find no relief. By the time ehe had need two-thirds ct a bottle of Et. Jacobi OU aha could walk. JOS. P. MUBPKT. From Seme 6 Years Later-Permanent Cure. Spring-field, Tenn., Oct. 17, 1886. My wife was paralyzed and could not walk a •top. Before I need a bottle St. Jacobe OU she w.xe abort the Route. She is now entirely well; does all tl-e Louse wort, and milking too. JOE. P.MCrjfUT. So’d by Drugpists and Dealers Everywhere. XhoCluirlea A. Voider Co., Balto., Bit), DIAMOND VERA-CURA FOR DYSPEPSIA. A Positive Cure for INDIGESTION and ail Stomach Troubles Arising Therefrom. Your Dnt'jqist or General Dealer will get VeraCura for you if not already in stock, or it will be sent by mail on receipt of 25 cerefs (5 boxes $1X0) in stamps. Sample sent on receipt of ‘i-cent stamp. THE CHARLES A. VOGE ER CO., Baltimore, Md. F - A - i ehiiann, F* R kLffWJ H Washington, D. C. ■ mn 0 V AeTdend tor circular. a . fin<l Piso’s Cure ror ? kJ C e Consumption THE ITS BES T remedy for hoarFenees and to —• — c i ear the throat. DPA rtS?B?Wewant yon to sell our self-fill- ■ w E>M BJr EZ, ba ing self-ex tinguishinu SAFETY LAMP BURNER. Sells at sight. Big pay. To those meaning business, sample tree to canvass with. Address PHCENIX CO., 21 Mechanic St., Newark, N. J. tll"T fiC"' My last lecture with hints and r- —- WB3K '"F complete home cure.f’fP.P, Iliil A.' 1A 1 VlldWiimT IE • Sure relief 1 « rrtnif I KIDDER’S WEBBBBES®BBEB3B?S3E3JCh'.rIestown, Maas. Sample Pages from the Latest Sunday School Song Books Free THE ECHO BILSIC CO., LaFayette. Ind. BgjjgC*TA««H feol Cold in Head . u BROS.. 56Warren St, N.Y. —— FEMALE -REGULATOR Cures all Diseases Peculiar to Women ! Book to “Woman” Mailed Fkee. BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO., ATLANTA, GA. Sold by all Druggists. NAME THIS PAVER «,wy clow you wr.ta BMy little boy, 5 years old, was pick with a disease for which doctors no name. The nails camo off his ling-? /A ers. and the fingers came off to the t/jr d middle joint. For 3 years he suffered dreadfully; is now getting well, and I atn satisfied Swift s Specific is the I» f 1 chief cause of his improvement. John Debit,. Jan. 12,1889. Peru, Ind. [ fa ] POISONED BY A CALF- My MbH little boy broke out with sores nnd WsSH ulcers, the result of the saliva of a calf coming in contact with a cut finger. The ulcers were deep and painful and showed no inclination to heal. I gave him Swift’s Specific, and he is now well. , Feb. 15, ’B9. John F. Hexed, Anbum, Ala. Send for books on Blood Poisons & Skin Diseases, free. Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Gu. BRONCHITIS CURED. After spending Ten Winters South, was Cured by Scott’s Emulsion. 146 Centre St., New York,l June 25th, 1889. J The Winter after the great fire In Chicago I contracted Bronchial affections, and since then have been obliged to spend nearly every Winter South. Last November was advised to try Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites and to my surprise was relieved at once, and by continuing its use three months was entirely cured, gained flesh and strength and was able to stand even the Blizzard and attend to business every day. C. T. CHURCHILL. Sold by all Druggist#.

His Instructions.

Convening of Circuit Court in a Missouri county town. Judge (to sheriff) —I wish you would investigate the cause of that noise next door, Mr. Sheriff. I want it distinctly understood that this court is not going to put up with any interruption. It is time the people in this community were liecoming civilized. If they do not think so, I will teach them. Go around, there and arrest those fellows that are making daylight hideous with their unseemly cries. [The sheriff retires, and soon returns with an anxious face.] Judge—What was the matter, Mr. Sheriff? What was the occasion of the disturbance? And, by the way, you have not put a stop to it. Sheriff—Your Honor, the noise is not intended to disturb the court. It is the natural and unavoidable outcome of a faro game that has just been started.

Judge —Ah! Well, just let it go. I feared it was the loud declamation of idle talk. You might go across the street there, Mr. Sheriff, and compel those youngsters to stop playing marbles. It is well to teach the young to respect a court of justice.—gtrfcansaic Traveler.

American Enterprise.

A large number of “war relics” have been traced to Chicago, where a Western Yankee had established a regular factory, with traveling agents for supplying the neighborhood of the principal battle-fields with broken swords and flattened musket balls. That manufacture of antiquities will probably receive a new impulse by the announcement that authentic silver dollars of the Confederate States (coined only in small quantities before the mint was closed) are valued by collectors at $75 apiece.— Te ras Siftings.

The Stomach Distills Acids.

These, if existent in a natural quantity, and unvitiated by bile, play their part in the functions of digestion and assimilation. But the artificial acid resulting from the inability of the stomach to convert food received by it into sustenance, is the producer of flatulence and heartburn, which are the most harassing symptoms of dyspepsia. The best carminative is Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. Far more effective is it than carbonate of soda, magnesia, or other alkaline salts. These invariably weaken tho stomach without producing permanent benefit. No man or woman chronically dyspeptic, and consequently nervous, can be in possession of the full measure of vigor allowed by nature. Therefore, invigorate and regulate the system, and by so doing protect it from malaria, rheumatism, and other serious maladies.

Paraguay.

It is one of the unwritten laws that every incoming President of the United States should be sworn on a new Bible. Clerk McKenny, of the United States Supreme Court,' supplies the Bible. After the inaugural ceremony the volume is presented to some one of the President’s family. The custom was set aside in the case of Mr. Cleveland, who took the oath on a Bible once owned by his mother, although Mr. McKenny had purchased a book for the occasion.

Deafness Can’t Be Cured.

By local application, as tley can not loach the disoased portion of the ear. 'lbero is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by cousiitu ior.ai remedies. Dealuess is caused by an itiriamed condi ionol the mucus Jinin t ot the L'.ustnehiun Tube. When this . übo gets inflamed you have a luinbiing soulU or imperiec bearin’, an! whin it is en irely closed i eiuness is the result, and unless the imCammstion c anbe taken out and this tube restirod to ii« normal condition, hoar ng will be destroyed lorever; nine cases out of ten are car. Bed by < atnrrh, which is no bing but an in fit mod condition of the mucus surle.ces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by <at rrhl that we can not cme by taking Hall’s Catarrh Cure, fcend for c.rcu.ars. free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. JGffi'Sold by Druggists, 73c.

He Knew the Questioner.

“I hear you are somewhat of a mindreader, Fred.” “I never made any pretensions in that direction.” “Do yon think you can toll what I am about to say ?” “I think so. ‘ Lend me a dollar.’ Is that right?”— Yankee Blade.

A TRAVELING MAN

Creates Great Excitement in the Empire House. Independence, lowa, Oct 14, ISBS. Rheumatic Syruii Co., Jackson, Mich.: gents—Your Mr. Brooks came here tonight and registered as agent for Hibbard’s liheumatic byrup, and as he did so it awakened in me an interest never before realized in a guest at my house. You will not wonder at it when I tell you the story. For years I have been greatly afflicted with inflammatory rheumatism, the pain and soreness of the joints i.t times being almost unbearable; could move about only with the use of crutches. In addition to this, my stomach badly diseased, and neuralgia threatened to end my days. A traveling man stopping with me gave quite a history of your Syrup, and the peculiarities of its combination, which induced mo to try it. I have taken six bottles, and no act in my life affords me greater satisfaction than in writing you that I am a well man. It will be a pleasure for me to answer any communications, for I believe it to bo the best remedy ever formulated.

A. J. BOW LEY, Proprietor

Empire House, Independence, lowa.

Vaccination is compulsory in England and optional in France. In the large cities of France the number of deaths from small-pox was 1,956, or .31 per 1,000 of the living population. In the large cities of England during the same period the number of de&ths was 332, or .04 per 1,000.

Consumption Surely Cured.

To the Editor: Please inform your readers that I have a positive cure for Consumption. By its timely use thousands of hop .dess cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have consumption, if they will send me their Express and P. 0. Address. Respectfully, T. A. BLOCUM, M. C.. 181 Pearl Bt., N. Y

Use Brown’s Bronchial Troche* for Coughs. Colls, »t».l a:l otner l’h oil Troubles—“Prc-e nmeatiy the best“—fa#. Henri/ Ward Beecher. Sophijonia: No, dear, there is no danger of a conflagration when there’s a versifier in the editorial room. —I have used Magee’s Emulsion with gratifying results »nd Khali couJuue to use it in uiy practice. —1-. S. Wilcox, M. !>., Sanitarian Hospital, Brooklyn. The theatrical manager is known by the company he keeps.

JIIOoS ft/ .rw.fe -

“Brother Charlie, what does it say on that big board, under the birdies?" “It says, ‘Be sure to get Hood’s Sarsaparilla.’ ” “Why, that’s what Mannna told us.” “Yes, and she said,‘Do not take, anything else.no matter what they offer you. Look for the. big letter Z on the bottle, with Hood’s Sarsaparilla on it.’ And that’s what I’m going to do.’’ This little dialogue dwells upon a point we wish to strongly impress upon your mind. If you have been led to decide, from the advertising or from what

Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only I Sold by all druggists, fl; six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Muss. too Doses One Dollar I * (OO Doses One Dollar The man who has invested iroin three AMk We offer the man who wants service to five dollars in a Rubber Coat, and (not style) a garment that will keep at his first half hour's experience In ■■ B n OfflH him dry in the hardest storm. It is a storm finds to his sorrow that it is Biffing Bm H called TOWER’S FISH BRAND hardly a better protection than a mos- tL‘ ■ “ SLICKER," a Mme familiar to every quito netting, not only feels chagrined w w ■ Cow-boy all over the land. With them at being so badly taken in, but also ■ p H|M H tlie-only perfect Wind and Waterproof teels if he doesjiot look exactly like luul JHB IWH Coat is “Tower's Fish Brand Sllckor. ' Ask tor the “FISH BRAND” Slicker 81 a Bwfl SXS ami take no other. Ifyenr storekeeper does not have the fish brand, send for descriptive catalogtie. A. J. Tower, 20 Simmons St.. Boston. Mass. ffv One of tbb Best Telescopes in the World. m The Best T>orßy-BAnnELL.ED SHOT crx, a t ** In order to introduce our goods, we will until fur-'* V JHP &S ZSI Jr ther notice, genu absolutely free,to <>ae tu,-. pvrson in each e! FC* locaiiry, one of our Orand J>oub le i (j SIZiC V jCz, aq\ Tdefcopes, and the best J>ou bI e- Bar- \ JsESsaCvrelled Shot Own tnadc. We ar? able to make this wonderful ofTer for the reason that our goods of such merit that, when a per«ou possesses them, in any locality, thei r iqGi fame spreads, and many people purchase ; a lursre and profitable tr?t> 1 3~ always results. We can supply iree only one person in each A screechThose who write at once, will make sure of their reward, while t hosrJ) who d*h»y will lose the chance. Best<-un. Grand Telescope. No <>l * Bow* to explain further here. I who w rite at once will secure prompt de-“** WB - 7 livery, buueyourexpress-ulliceaddress. Address, JEI. ULA-LLKTT <fe CO.« l£ox 387, Portlands Manic. »piSOVcUREi rjs [Sip 'l3 M] \ \ 4 Ht 7 \| •■’illi'i’ I ill fwSL A/Oiffl i \W DESPAIR. “I am weary of life,” moaned poor Mrs. Black, “ For I’m fairly worn out with the ache in my back* My nerves are a chain Of weakness and pain, And my poor head .is aching as If it would crack. “Now, don’t be discouraged,” cried good Mrs. White, “It is never so Mark but there’s promise of light; I can tell'you. in brief, What will give you relief—- , Pierce’s Favorite Priscription will soon set you right.” It is the only remedy for woman’s peculiar weaknesses nnd ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in even' case or money will be refunded. See guarantee on bottlewrappers. As an invigorating, restorative tonic aud as a soothing nervine it is unequaled. For overworked. “worn-out,” “run-down,” debilitated teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, “shop-girls,” housekeepers, nursing mothers, and feeble women generally, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly boon. It is invaluable in allaying and subduing nervous irritability, exhaustion, prostration, hysteria, spasms and other distressing, nervous symptoms commonly attendant upon functional and organic disease. It induces refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety and despondency. Copyright, 1888, by World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets cleanse and regulate the liver, stomach and bowels. One a dose. Sold by druggists.

A Sensible [?]an

Woul'tuse Aemp’s Balsam for the Throat ami Lungs. It is curing more cases ot Coughs. Colds. Asthma. Bronchitis, Croup, and ail Throat and Lung Troubles, than any other medicine. The proprietor has authorized any druggist to give you a Fample Bottle Free to convince you of the merit ot this great remedy. Large Bottles 50 cents and sl. The cost of living in this country is gradually becoming cheaper. A man can now get his Loots blacked for five cents, and his eyes blacked for nothing.—Norristown Herald.

yon have heard iu regard to curew'effected by Hood’s Sarsaparilla, that you will try this medicine, you should not allow yourself to be Induced to buy some other preparation, which may be claimed to be “os good aa Hood’s.” Remember that the sold reason for recommending something else when Hood's Sarsaparilla is called for is that more profit will be made on the substitute. . Therefore we say: Insist on having Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Do not bo induced to buy any other. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the ideal Spring Medicine.

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COD LIVER OIL, With Extract of Malt and Compound Syrup of Hypophosphites, Cures Consumption, Bronchitis, Coughs, Colds, Scrofula, and all Wasting Diseases. It is as pleasant and palatable to take as honey. Its strengthening effbets are almost immediate. It does not, come up to assert itself semioceasioiially utter being swallowed, as other Emulsions certainly do. It is a great producer of BONE and MUSCLE, it purities the Blood, and patients gain rapidly in weight while taking It. It is a true Emulsion, the only one that is always ready, always alike, and that never has a thick, gummy nnd greasy BLOH nt the top to upset the PATIENT’S STOMACH. It Is used in all the leading Hospitals. It is prescribed by the most eminent physicians in the United States and Canada. i Ask your Druggist for it, and take no other. .J. A. MAGEE & CO., Lawrence, Mass. wtrtJFh <»- hn <l Hint Pho’s Cure » RX ISTj lor Consumption not E bW ft I lln X <ml y I’Kl'-VENTS, but ■ 8 w" r.bo CURES HourseLAD IE S LOOK! 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To one able and willinK to work for advaucement, we will guarantee permanent position and good salary from uie beginning with assuruiico of promotion according to ability. Addrer-s.witli stamp forparticnlars.stuting ugo, experience, etc.., J. B. DANIS, Drawer (MW, Chicago. 111. I CURE FITS! I do not mean merely to atop them loracime and* then have them return. I mean a radical cure. I have giade FITS, EPILEPBY or FALLING BIOKNEBBa fe-long study. I warrant my remedy to euro the worst cases. Because others have tai led is no reosou for not now receiving a cure. Send at once for treatise and Free Bottle of my In fallible remedy. Give Express and P. U. H. G. HOOT. M. C. 183 Pearl St.. N.Y--fWIQC TO SWA DAK Is iJ 3 AGENTS WANTED! ■ ! ' OIttcULAUS FBEK. Tl'HlwWiM ' ,fW) Brewster's hofetv K.-.ln Holders i/l given uivuy to introduce them. Every liMyiillffl'horse owner bv.vs Iroin I to 0. Lines never under horses' feet. 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I have lound each year that a number of my customers could not conveniently buy until late .2 x h . e . se ??. on .' an<l waw te accommodate these that I last all inude a reserve of TL’wenty of mr Beat Stallions, Old enough for Service, which will be placed on sale March HSi, It being my determination to so control my importations that I can offer purchasers a first-class Horse any day in the year. Jh. Satisfactory "Breeding Guarantee given with Each Animal Sold. M. W. DUNHAM, Wayne, Illinois.. Thirty-five Miles West of Chicago on the _ Chicago 4 North-Western Railroad. ■PALMER'S MAGNETIC Patented June 12, Price, One Dollar. This Inhaler consists of a powerful Magnetic Coil Inclosing a supply of pure Japanese Crystals of the whole incased in polished rubber with nickeled ■ removable caps. Hu fie rets are scarcely aware thatCatarrh is due to the presence of microbes in the mucous membrave lining the nose and throat. After one or two simple inhalations the microscope will I show in the catarrhal m ucns dead forms of the parasites which, before the inhalations, were i>een to be , alive and active. They can only exist iu membranes! that are below the healthy standard. It is for the I want of the understanding of these facta that the cure of Catarrh is made difficult. For a permanent cure Itis necessary not only to kill the germ but also to strengthen the membrane. This is accomplished by > the electric force stored up in the Magnetic Coll, being the most powerful natural tonic to the weakened tissues. Speakers and vocalists will find the Inhaler very beneficial in strengthening the voice, i Forwarded by mail on receipt of the price by D O GALLEAR & CO., 271 Franklin Street, Chicago, 111. i ■ 1 prescribe and fully endorse Big G as the only CoM.ln “Wfl specific for the certain cure TO 5 DATS.NH of this disease. 1 H ’ INGRAHAM, M. D., UX tawßktotarfc Amsterdam, N. T. M Uta only by the Wc have sold Big G for V»ltT<n« flhraiisal (Is years, and it baa ven the egt of gatit . WJHk ClnclnnaU.MMß faction. Ohio. D. R. DYCHE & CO., M Chicago, 111. 81.00. Sold by Druggists. C.N.V. I No. 14-89 ! VMTHEN WRITING TO ADVFKTISERS, In th?epwer ttZ Z °“ " aW the adverU * eluc “ lJ