Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 March 1889 — The Pig and the Cow. [ARTICLE]

The Pig and the Cow.

A Pig having fallen into a Pit set up a loud Squealing for Help, and the Cow came Running to see what was the Matter. In her Anxiety to be of Service she caved the bank in on the Pig and Smothered him. “Alas!” he gasped with his Dying breath, “had I called the Bear, who is my Enemy, I should have been no worse off!” Moral: It’s about an Even thing whether you call the Doctor or th® Lawyer.— Detroit Free Press.