Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 March 1889 — Page 7
Extraordinary License.
"It seems to me.* remarked one of our citizens the other day, “that physicians are allowed extraordinary license in the manner in which they juggle with the welfare patients." “Now. here is Dr. , who was attending Mr. up to the time of his death, and if he treated him for one thing he treated him for a dozen different disorders. First the doctor said pneumonia was the trouble; then it was consumption. Then the patient was dosed for heart trouble, and so on. until just before he died it was ascertained that disease of the kidneys was the real trouble, and that which had been at first treated as pneumonia, consumption, heart disease, etc., were but the symptoms of kidney disease. then it was too late. “This is only one case in a hundred, and lam beginning to lose faith in the doctors altogether. In fact. I haven’t hid any need for their services since I began to keep Warner’s Safe Cure in my house, a little over three years ago. Whenever I feel a little out of sorts I take a few doses of it, confident that the source of all disease is in the kidneys, which I know Warner’s Safe Cure, will keep in good order, and will eradicate any disease that may be lurking there. Had Mr. followed a similar course, I have no doubt he would be alive to-day; but. of course, all people don’t think alike. “One thing is certain, however, and that is the doctors are allowed a little too much freedom in the way they have of pretending to know that which they really know nothing about If they don’t know what is the real trouble with the patient, they should admit it and not go on and experiment at the cost of the patient’s life.” Bildad—Why don’t you buy a typewriter, Ormsby? Ormsby—My wife doesn’t understand type-writing, and if she did a fellow doesn’t care to have his wife around his office all the time. Bildad—Your wife wouldn’t have to run it. You could hire a girl for a small salary. Ormsby—As I said before, I don’t want my wife around the office all the time. One of Mrs. Malaprop’s daughters, a beautiful girl, had been sitting to a sculptor, and some one asked the lady what was being done. “Oh,” she replied, “my daughter is having a bust made of her hand.”
FOR CHICKEN CHOLERA. V&X 415 Huron St., Sheboygan, 'Vis., Nov. 12, AA SgS?’’ feygjg l have used Wx§g) Tk Jacobs Oillbr ’ chicken cholera r< with great success. Every fowl y\, jSS’j’iis-r'- affected with tfe-Ss the disense was * au£ fl^^— z cured by it and I recommend it as u sure cure. It has saved me many dollars. H. A. KUENNE, Breeder of Fine Fowls. DIAMOND VERA CURA FOR DYSPEPSIA And All Stomach Troubles, such as: Indigestion, Sour Stomach, Heartbu n. Nausea. Giddiness, Constipation, Fullness after eating. Food Rising in the Mouth an J Disagreeable lasts after eating, Nervousness and Low Spirits. At Druggist* and Dealer*, or neat by mail on receipt of 25 cent* (5 boxes $1.00) in etamps. Sample eent on receipt of 'Z-cent etamp. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Baltimore. Md. A REPOSITORY OF A NATION S WANTS. If you want to sell or buy a farm, or stock of merchandise, anywhere in the United States, send for a circular showing our non-eommie'tionpUin. National Property Exchange, 518 Temple Court. Chicago, 111. ELY’S CREAM BALM Apply Balm into each nostril. usa-I ELY BROS., 56 Warren St., N. Y. MOTHERS’ FRIENh makes CHILO BIRTH easy IF USED BEFORE CONFINEMENT. Book to “Mothers’’ Mailed Free. BRADFIELD KEGI LATOR CO., ATLANTA, CA Sold by all Druggists. IV’NAME THIS PAPER every time you write. In 18231 contracted Dicod Poison of b-d type, end was treated with ggraasSWa mercury, potash and canxiparilla aSSKaBwLjB mixtures, growing worse all the time. 1 took 7 small bottles 8.8.8. which if Sf eh cured me entirely, and no sign of a jWy LT I6 dreadful disease has returned, ik fit- J..C. Nance, Jan. 10, 'B9. : Hobby villc, Ind. My little niece had white swelling gs ifiar ’wj to such an extent tliat she was congj w A ft fined to the bed for along time, ft Jfß ®Morathan 20 pieces of bone camo out her leg, and the doctors said ain P utat ' on was the only remedy to JW save her life. I refused the operation a nd 1” 1 t her on S.S.S. and she is now W jsl upar.dactivcandinasgoodhealthas ffl Sw ft an y child. Miss Annie Geesling, sos Feb. D, ’S3- Columbus, Ga. Book on Blood Diseases sent free, tj; ' , Swift Specific Co. Drawer 3, Atlanta, Go, pills 0 The Great Liver and Stomach Remedy For the cure of all disorders of the STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS, KIDNEYS, BLADDER, NERVOUS DISEASES, LOSS of APPETITE, HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION, COSTIVENESS, INDIGESTION. BILIOUSNESS, FEVER, INFLAMMATION of the BOWELS, PILSS, and all derangements of the Internal Viscera. Purely Vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, or DELETE- * RIOUS DRUGS. PERFECT DIGESTION will be accomplished by taking RADWAY’S PILLS. By so doing ZD-ys]pe;psia., SICK HEADACHE, FOUL STOMACH, BILIOUSNESS, will be avoided, and the food that is eaten contribute its nourishing properties to the support of the natural waste of the body. Price 25c. per box. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. JBS“If your storekeeper is out of them, mail the price to KAI)WAY & CO., 33 Warren Street. New York City,
Odd that She Got Mad.
Charles W’hymper, the well-known engraver and animal painter of London, told the following story a few years ago: “I dined at Aiderman So-and-so’s last night, and as a mark of honor his eldest daughter was assigned to me to take dow nto dinner. She’s a bright girl, but the way she drops her h’s is enough to make a man’s hair turn gray. But I got along very nicely with her, and Lady Bletherington on the other side, until the ladies were on the eve of retiring to the drawing-room. The Aiderman had but recently moved out to Highgate, and I was talking about the beautiful scenery near the house, the views to be had from the windows, the fine air, and so on, w hen Miss suddenly said, ‘I think I get prettier every day, don’t you ?’ What could she mean ? I didn’t care to answer, so I said, ‘I beg pardon—what did you say ?’ ‘I raid I think I get prettier every day.’ There was no mistaking her words, so I said, ‘Yes, indeed, you get prettier, and no wonder, in such fresh air and ’ But just then she caught her mother’s eye, and with the other ladies she left the room. As she went out she looked over her shoulder - with such withering scorn in her eyes that I knew I had put my foot in it somehow - . Then it hashed upon me that I had misunderstood her; she had dropped an h; what she had said was not a silly compliment to herself—the sentence really was, ‘I think Highgate prettier every day.” Mr. Whymper was never invited to Aiderman So-and-so’s again.— San Francisco Argonaut.
A Terrible Misfortune.
It is a calamity of the direst kind to feel that ene’s physical energies are failing in the primp of life—to feel more nerveless, more dispirited, weaker every day. Yet this is the unhappy lot of hundreds who surround us. A source of renewed strength which science approves, in behalf of which multitudes of the debilitated have and are every day testifying, and which, in countless instances, has built up constitutions sapned by weakness and infirmity and long unbenefited by other means, surely comprehends itself to all who need a tonic. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is such a medicine—pure, botanic, soothing to the nerves, promotive of digestion and a iertilizer ot the blood. Dy-pepsia and nervousness—tne first a cause, the second a consequence of lack of stamina—depart when a course of the Bitters is tried. All forms of malarial disease, rheumatism, kidney and bladder trouble, constipation and biliousness are annihilated by this standard family medicine.
Extraordinary Hair.
In Brazil there is a tribe called i lie Cafnsos, which has sprung into exist ence by marriage between the lorg stiff-haired natives and the imported negro slaves. As might naturally be expected from the admixture of the e extremes, this people possess hair of a very extraordinary kind. It rises perpendicularly from the head in thick, curly masses, und forms a wig of such enormous dimensions- that the possessors must stoop low when entering their huts.
How’s This!
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any of < atarrh that cannot be cured by taking Hull’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, 0. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last L> years, and believe him perfeoily honorable in all business transactions, tun financially aide to carry out any obligation made by their firm. West & Tsuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waiding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, dole io, O. E. 11. Van Hcesex, Cashier, Toledo National Bank, Toledo, O. Hall’s ( atarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the bleed ai d mucus surfaces o< ihe system, trice 76c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Marine Fauna.
Late researches tend to show tliat perso is short of food in mid-ocean support life indefinitely if provided with appliances for capturing the small marine fauna, which is very abundant in the Atlantic, and probably in all temperate and warm marine waters.— Arkansaw Traveler. One of the reasons why Scott’s Emulsion. has such a large sale is, because it is the best. Dr. W. H. Cameron, Halifax, N. 8.. says: "I have prescribed Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, with Hypophosphites, for the past two years, and found it more agreeable to the stomach and have better resuits from its use than any other preparation of tiie kind I have ever used.” bold by all Druggists. Little son—Papa, when Brutus said the Roman Senators were all honorable men ho didn’t mean it, did he? Father —No, he spoke satirically. “What’s that?” “He meant that the ’Hon.’ in front of their names was put there by their constituents just for a joke. Those old Romans relished humor as much as we do.”
Consumption Surely Cured.
To the Editor: Please inform your readers that I have a positive cure for Consumption. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. 1 shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers Who have consumption, if they will send me their Express and P. O. Address. Respectfully. T. A. FLOCU.M. M. C.. 181 Pearl St., N.Y.
Catarrh Cured.
A clergy-man, after years of suffering from that loathsome disease. Catarrh, and vainly trying every known remedy, at last found a recipj which completely cured and saved him from death. Any sufferer from this dreadful disease sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Lawrence, 88 Warren street, New York City, will receive the recipe free of charge.
Newspapers in 1889.
From the edition of Geo. P. Rowell & Co.’s “American Newspaper Directory,” published April Ist (its twentyfirst year), it appears that the newspapers and periodicals ,of all kinds issueitl in the United States and Canada now number 17,107, showing a gain of 797 during the last twelve months, and of 7,882 in ten years. —A cold is often the forerunner of consumption and death. Magee's Emulsion is the safest and best remedy known to the medical profession.
Evkn fowls will ape humanity; two roosters met. and passed The time of day, as sadly as if each breath were their last; Each was too fat to crow ; but said, “As sure as I am torn. All I can show for my year’s work is a good crop of com. ’ Coughs and Colds. Those who are suffering from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, etc., should try Brown's Bronchial Troches. Sold only in bores. Dies hard—tho man who is frozen to death.
For a good spring medicine we confidently recommend Hood’s Sarsaparilla. By its use the blood is purified, enriched, and vitalized, that tired feeling is entirely overcome, and the whole body given strength and vigor. The appetite is restored and sharpened, the digestive organs are toned, and the kidneys and liver invigorated. N. B. Be sure to get Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only I Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. (OO Doses One Dollar I (OO Doses One Dollar Dryant & Stratton Chicago Business College! .[■ SHORT-HAND INSTITUTE and ENGLISH TRAINING SCHOOL. the STANDARD gj INSTITUTION and the X.A.3FL&EBT THH "WOK-UTS • Full inform*Won, Catalogue, terms, etc., sent FREE. Address 11. B. BRYANT Jk BON, Proprietors,Chicago, UL We recommend this college to our readers. Mention this paper when you write. |r|(FR~-| hsi WL IU IV Ei 11 Ever Made. None genuine unless Don’t waste your money on a gnm or rubber coat. The FISH BRAND KLICKER lumped with the above jg absolutely irofer and trt'nd raoor. and w ill keep you dry in the hardest storm traps mark. j Or t [ ia “FISH BRAND” slicker und take no other. If your storekeeper doet not have the brand", send for descriptive c ttalneue to A 'J. TOWER, 20 Simmons St,, Boston. Masi gggjgg SifiiiS ~KT ’JF u-iLn? Ji’YvK J I yr/ <gA I V Kobe? Mu Sfc * * THE OLD AND THE NEVA The old-style pills! Who does not know What agony they caused what woe ? You walked the floor, you groaned, you sighed And felt such awful pain inside,
And the next day you felt so weak, You didn't want to move or speak. Now Pierce’s “Pellets” are so mild They are not dreaded by a child.
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets are unequaled as a Liver Pill. Smallest, cheapest, easiest to take. One tiny, Sugar-coated Pellet a Dose. Cures Sick Headache. Bilious Headache, Dizziness, Constipation, Indigestion. Bilious Attacks, and all derangements of the stomach and bowels. 25 cents, by druggists. Copyrighted, 1888, by World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors. OJte-A--Jti«Jk-CLS3X> for an incurable case of * Catarrh in the Head by the proprietors of DR. SAGE’S CATARRH REMEDY. CTMPTOaS OF CAIAE22.- Headache, obstruction of nose, discharges falling into throat, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid; eyes weak, ringing in ears, deafness, ■ difficulty of clearing throat, expectoration of offensive matter; breath ~S offensive; smell and taste impaired, and general debility. Only a few of pO' these symptoms likely to be present at once. Thousands of cases result m consumption, and end in the grave. By its mild, soothing, and healing properties. Dr. Sage’s Remedy cures the worst cases Only 50 cents. Sold by druggists everywhere.
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Some Foolish People
Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say, “Oh. it will wear away," but in most cases it wears them away. Could they be induced to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price 50c and SI.OO. Trial sue free. At all Druggists’. Isaac Walton did not spoil the child —at least he didn’t spare the rod.—Texas Siftings.
"For years at irregular intervals in all seasons, I suffered the intolerable burning and itching of blood poisoning by ivy. It would break out on my legs, in my threat and eyes. Lust spring I took Hood’s Sarsaparilla as a blood purifier, with no thought of it as a special remedy for ivy poisoning, but it has effected a permanent and thorough cure.” Calvin T. Shute, Wentworth, N. H.
They do their work In painless way And leave no weakness Jor next day; Thus proving what is oft contest. That gentle means are always best.
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