Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 March 1889 — Satisfaction Wanted. [ARTICLE]

Satisfaction Wanted.

Magistrate (to Mrs. Con Kelly)— You claim, Mrs. Kelly, that Mrs. O’Toolihan gave you that bruised and blackened face ? Mrs. Con Kelly—She did, yer Honor, or Fm not Irish born. Magistrate—And what you want is damages ? Mrs. Kelly—Naw, sir; I Want satisfaction. I have damages enough.— Harper** Magazine.