Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 March 1889 — How We Are Made. [ARTICLE]

How We Are Made.

“Hullo, Billy,” shouted a Norwich public-school boy of the primary division to a parochial-school chum, “I’m studying liijine and phizzerology now ! Don’t teach ’em in your school, does they ? They tells ver all about yourself, just how many insisters and molers ver have in ver mouth, and how yer all tied together with ligerments. If these teachers tell the truth, Billy, we’re dun up just as carefully as a bundle o dried apples is.” —Norwich Bulletin.