Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1889 — Page 8

CONUNDRUMS ANSWERED.

Wkst kin is ths ieorm&t te <ike door? A et#p farther. What is the. waist of time? Tht middle of an hoar glass. Why is a iostor nersr seasick? Hs is uss4 to sea siakoess. Why doss an old Maid wear|mi:tans? To kaap tha ahaps off. Why is a doox ia the potential mood? It’s would, or should he. What is thb board of education?— Tha schooimastei’a shingle. ■ hat stiekath alaser than a brother? A postage stamp, by gum. Why is a tin can tied to a dog’s tail like death? It’s bound to occur. Why dees a sailor know therVs a man Ik the moon? He has been to Why is the North Poie like aa illi cit whisky manufaetory ? It is a secret stillWhat is it 'hat will give a cold, care a cold and pay a doctors bill? A draught, Why is a city official like a ehuroh bell? On steals from the people aad the other peals frem the steeple. Why is it daagerous to go oat in spring? Because the treec shoct, the flowers have pistils, and the bullrush is out. What Is the difference between an angimeer end a school teacher? One trains the mind and the other minds tha tram

Dear Record -In Saturday's issue you say that ne philosopher may hops te find out why every now and thea a dog turns around three times before he lies down for a snooze A dog thinks that ene g«od turn deserves another.— Philadelphia Record.

"I tell you, but work is searce in this townl" aid a red nosed m»n to si acquaintance of wuom he solicited ten eents. “I was down at Fogarty’s saloon all day yesterday looking for work and not a soul came around offering to give me a job. If times don’t get better, ril.have to send my family t* the psor house."— NorriSN town Herald, It costs $25 fine er thirty days in jail to sell boys cigarettes in Ohio. Galvin’s old ohurek at Geneva St. Peter’s, is to h# re mired and partly rebuilt at a co3t of SIOO,COO Stranger ' after ten years* absence —Wbat became of Bad.Luok# Oo ? Whea I left they were in flaanoial stiaits—selliag out at cost. Oitizea —They are at the old stand—still selling out.—New Torn We* kly. “Gentlemen of tho jury.” :aid the counsel la! an agricultural case, "there were thirty-six hogs in that lot—thirty-six. I want you to re* mombor that numhsr—thirty-six hogs just three times the number that there are in the jury box.” In Germany, after a xrirl gradu itee, she is sent inte the oountry to the house of some notable housewife, where she remains a year, learning the raos” approved methods of household work- Some towns have started s?hools for this work, notably Hamburg.

Amy Williams—auth. desr.Jwoa-t yon walk up to the corner with ms? 1 don’t like to go alone. Ruth Ward —l’m never alone Amy. The Lord is always with ne. Amy—Well, Ruth, you walk up to the ooiser with me, and then you will have company baek— Bob ten Beacon.

“Wnat a wonderful painter Rubens la!" remarked Merritt at the art gallery. “Yes,” assented Cora. “It is said of him that he could change a laughing face into a sad one by a single stroke. “Why,” spoke up 11 - tie Johnnie, in disgust, “Mysehool teacher oan do that. Harper's Bazar.

MERIT WINS. Ws dssire to say to our citizens, that for years we have been selling Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, Dr. King’s New Life Pills, Bucklen’s Arnica Salve aud Electric Bit ers, and have nevor handled rem* edies that sell ae well, or that hare given such universal satisfaction.— We do not hesitate to guarantee them eyery time, and w# stand ready te ie fund the purohase price, i( satisfactory results do net follow their use. These remedies have won their great uepularity purely on their merits.— F. B. Meyer, Druggist. 1

Matrimonial Harmony.

“Are you as happy now as you were before you were married?” asked Mrs. Yeast of young Mrs Crimsonbeak. “Yes, indeed,” replied the lady, “and • great deal happier.” “That’s strange,” suggested the philanthropist’s wife. “Not at all strangV’ came from the young married wc*nan. “You see, before I was married I used to spend half my time worrying about what dress I should wear when Daniel called.” “But don’t you try just as hard C4w to look well when your husband returns home at night ?” interrupted Mrs Yeast. “Well, you see,” went on the bride of two summers, “I don’t worry any T »out it now, as I have only one dress to my name.” — Yonkers Statesman. dm you Have anothm wUe beside mother ? ” “No, my*boy: rhat possessed you to mk tfuch a ouca hon ? ’ “ Because I saw in the old fa® by Bible whore you married Domini in 183 d, and that isn’t nr Corner name was Sally o.aitlu'

Spring Disorders

M Shattered nerves, tired nyS brain. Impure blood, debilitated system, all ere the natural outAnUl"/ come In the Spring. A Jlt medicine must be used, /jK aIN and nothing equals V ill 311 pame ’ B comUalKwli pound. We let others hfy) TII praise us—you eannot [ help believing a dlslnVl/ terested party. Brigadier-General W. L. Greenleaf, Burlington, vt., writes: “I have used Paine’s Celery Compound on several occasions, and always wlthneneflt Last spring, being very much run down and debilitated, I commenced taking It. Two bottles made me feel like a new man. As a general tonic and spring .medicine Ido not know of Its equal.”

IT IS EASY TO DYE WITH DIAMOHD DYES JUOSk.

/ JAY W. WILLIAMS,* —DEALEE IN—HT R X l'T' CJ El WILLIAMS-STOCKTON BLOCK, Thud Dooi West of Makeeter House, Reksselab, Ikdr

Rensselaer Marble Roust + mmm J3l Sail i Lyfi L} ■■feHml - A.-r~ j I*-A-> : Y* HENRY MACKEY. Prop : : —Dealer In — American and Italian Marble? MONUMENTS, T4BILIETS. BB>ieST9HB3, Sh&m& SLAT’’ aA t 1) MARBLE 111 trnjrs VASES' Front Street. Eensselaer Indiana.

PAINT your BUGGY for ONE DOLLAR By using COU A BO’S O3E-COAT BCOfIY PAIHT. Paint Friday, run it to Church Sunday. Eight Fashionable Shades: BhMfc, Maroon, Vemiiton. Bine, YoUow, Olive Lake, Brewster and Wagon Greens. No Varnishing accessary. Briei bard with a i, “shine.- Ome Coat and job is doae. Tip top for Lawn Seals, Flower Poes, Baby Carriages, Curtaia Poles, Front Deo*, Furniture, Screen Doors, Mantles, Iroa Fences, in hKjjjg/fythwv. Just the thing for the ladies te use about the bouse. COIT’S honest house paint. Don’t bay a paint containing water or benzine who. ; *■ '"uMine money you can procure con h CO’S PBRK PABCT that Is warranted to be as B9IBT, CCKIiNK UMKKio » JHr and free from water and benzine. Demand this brand and fake no other. Meschaats handbag it are authorized by us, in writing, te warrant it to wear S TUBS with 8 COATS ar • T9ABB with 9 - Latest Styles used h. tha East now becaiaiag so popular in tha West, and up with the tin**. ©'.■KsEb'? PAIST. You wjii never regret, it. This to tke vise at suScieut. GBIT’S FLOOR PAlifliWllflTiCKV. ~ Ever bay Vlmm Pabtf that Mwer 4IM bey wmA Ifc? s^ck y pokr, t * : a prM Umhn *wear? Next time MM COtffi *LO<ISI PAIKT, 4 vadmM* dmAvz, ‘vrfirrtsctwfa. t* *iry hsr«i r.* it rtfk gicr uN® trwbk. No Mtaraig. A 2 I T ** iwyi-Bir’* ■» >-.s IB.W.IMW mi by tht Me m mmfm j At, fft ( )’■»*» •** • v *•*• *p»" •»-»« iwaAt u 'dlBNNfeM Mi Hfcfcfl

“I have used two bottles of your Paine's Celery Compound, and It has given entire satisfaction as an appetizer and mood purifier.” T. L. Burner, Watertown, Dakota. Paine’s Celery Compound is prescribed by physicians, recommended by druggists, endorsed by ministers, praised by users, and guaranteed by the manufacturers, as a spring medicine which will do all that Is claimed for It Use It this spring, and see how quickly It tones you up. Purifies the Blood. Pull accounts of wonderful cures made by Paine’s Celery Compound after other medicines and the best physicians had failed, sent free. There’s nothing like It. SI.OO. Six for $5.00. Druggists. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt.

Ml friilißi, Tea eeeeot effort la vaoto ffme 1& experimenting wkea yss? femur* m* is danger. C»esamp**oe always seems at ffrst, ealj a eeid. Bo sot permit aay dealer kmpewe ape* joa with seme •heap imitadea ts Dx. King’s Mew Discovery far CenaampMas, Ooaghs and CoMn. bat be ear* yen get the genuine. Beimmae he an make more profit he may tell you he has something just as gaed. or jnst the same. Don’t be deceived, but Ifisl? -oon getting Dr. King’s Hew Discs* T'-, which Is gvaraeteel te fri?' eiief in all TfcToet, Lung and Ghaer nffeetions. Trial bottle free e* * ?•. Meyer’s Drug atore. Large Bowsooll 6

If Riff V REWARDED ar. those wh. read this K 11.3 LT then BCtr they will Ind hoaorabl. ills lie i employment that will sat take them from their hemes and families. Ths prslts are large and snre for evsry industrious persoc, m'nvhave made end ars now making several hundred dollars a month. It is sasr far any oue te make $5 and upwards psr day, who is willing te work. JZi’her sex; young or old; rapital not needed; we start you. Ro special ability required; you reader, cam do It as well as any one Write to *llß at oi«e fua full particulars, which we mail free. Address Stinson & Co., Portlnd, Mala#. ESSfcsaL

BEATTY’S CILIIRATBB Organs Pianos. For Catalogues, address, DANIEL F.BEATTY, Washington, Nxw Jirsnt (tenn non -BEATTY’S Orrans at rgaias q)JUU|UuU" For particulars, catalog-. address Daninl F. Deatty, Washington, Rew Jersey, DM! 1 1 a UlluAW o. foi eatalorue, address Bamel F Beatty, Washington, Raw Jersey. BEATTY’S PIANOS. - wWrJ'Xtip Address, Dtuiel F Beatty, Washington, Mew Jersey LADIES! Do Tons Own Dyking, at Hon, with Peerless Dyes They will dye everything. They ure seld every where. Pnee 10c a paekae*—4o eolore. They have no equal for Strenth, Amount in Paekages or for Fastness of Color, or meals ding Qualities. They do not eraek or smut.— For sale br Frau ß. Meyns, Rensselaer, Ind. March SB, IsSB-ly. IpmtMM|l has teioluttoulzed the world duFUKMTin¥ rin s the last half eentusy. Rot ill Mill alii le*»t among tha wonders of in ai | ■■■ e sen T . n-T# pgojpmee la a meth d aad system of work that «mh formed ail over the country without sepaeafcag the workers irom their homes Paylfborai; anyone can do tii work; eltker sex, young or old; no epceiai abili ty required. Capital not needed-you are startei free. Cutjkhis outaed letom to ue and we will send you flee soaoeOtstug of great value and lm portanee to you, feat will start you In business that will bring you in mono money right away, than anything else ia the world. Graadontl free. Address Tru* & Co., Aagusta, Maine.

THFFlpredge [eadsTheWorld! MEB. JAL. W. McEWEN, Agent, Eensselaer, Ind.

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ms ba word mm set u m——mgn hreaa, but arererpaaaed by the maredU of lave. Mm. Those whe are ia aeedff preCtebble weak that aa* be Am* while ltvfcag at home should at oaoe read their addnaee to Halle t A So., Portland, Maine and reeetha free, full ialternation how either sex. of all earn earn from J‘ * j SSS per day Mid upwaadl wh rwv*r they live You are started free. em te! mot reqaired. Some have made over |ff)e a . single d*v at thi work Ail succ «d.

For want of a Horse Blanket the horse Fot *■„ o[ i bn. ih, ra bt For want of a crop the farm was lost All for want of one of these S/a Honer Blankets. S/A Five Mila Eat Tire KUcc of Warp Threads W* 5/A Boss Stable. K Btrongect Horn Blanket Made 71/1 5/A Electric. Just the thing for Out-Door Uea /II 5/A Extra Test M K Something Hew, Very Strong--30 other styles At priees te salt everybody. For sale by all dealers. [Copyrighted i3SS, by Wh. Avres & Sons.]