Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1889 — Page 7

Rheumatism " IS CURED BY l SflacohsOil^ *TSSto-md TbeEhas-A-VobeurCo* DIAMOND VERA-CURA FOR DYSPEPSIA And All Stomach Troubles, such as: Indigestion, Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Nausea. Giddiness, Constipation, Fullness after eating. Food • Rising in the Mouth and Disagreeable Tastd after eating, Nervousness and Low Spirits. Druggists and Dealers, or sent by mail oh receipt of 25 cents (5 boxes $l,OOl in stamps. Sample sent on receipt of 'i-cent stamp. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Baltimore, Md. Pfniflr Til l|P*nd prepare for filling one liMunr 111 lIS o£ the thousands of posiUUIIIL. I U Ull tions always open for good Bookkeepers, Correspondents, Clerks, Shorthand Writers, etc. Both sexes attend, and admitted at any time, shorthand taught by mail. Send for circular. Business and Puoxoti hap hio College, Sterling, 11L fl 8" ftiniA A I JOHN AV.TIOKH is; UIwBUxIISm Late Principal Examiner. g gW * ■ 111 |WU- S Pension Bureau, Att’y I * at Law,‘Washington, 9. C., successfully prosecutes claims, original, increase, re-rating, widows’, children’s and depen dent relatives’. Experience: 3 jrs. la last war, 15 yre In Pension Bureau, and 4 yrs. practicing attorney. HEly’s Cream Balm Gives relief at once for COL » head. - ICUKES | - CATARRH. Not a Liquid or Snuff. Apply Balm into each nostril. ELY BEOS, 56 Warren St, N. T, /r\ ASTH MA . Popiiaoi’s Asthma Specific. MlllllMKLrc ulk Relief in ten minutes. ■ rejnffluOf ill) [jim 11^ M ‘ Glkohokn, Gardner^ Will to sit, ui) an hour for three I yßwjffisfis, ire'’ xllllvcars. 1 hope tlie man that invented the Si'Ecn u may b ves.'’^oldjiyall drugg isto. X. POPHAM, PULLDELEHIA, Pa. MOTHERS’ FRIEND IMIS CHILD BIRTH east lf= USED BEFORE CONFINEMENT. Book to “Mothers’’ Mailed Free. BRAPFIELD KEGIXATOII CO., ATLANTA, CA. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. WN AH£ THIS PAPSa mrj ti at am muss. F. B. FARGO &C 0 LAKE MILLS, WIS., Manufacturers and Dealers In everyth irg perbutter and cheese. Complete Creamery ami Cheese Factory Outlits a Hpi-ciaity. EatimiiteK furui'.bed on abort notice. for llinHtratcrt Pncoli»t. Tlie gentleman on the left took Mercury. PrtUuh rtn«l 3tr**p%rllK WUinir, which rained hU flirtation and bay* him mercurial rheutniUinin. Iht gentleman on the right took Swift 1 * Specific (S. S S ) which forced out the poison and built him up from the first dow. * SWIFT’S SPECIFIC is entirely it vegetable medicine, and l« the only medicine which has ever cure I Blond Poitou, Scrofula, Wood ffir? a,U *l ,| <l r «f<l *!!♦«*«•*. Send for our books on Blood and Skin disease, mailed free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drawer 3. Atlanta. (Ja. CHOICE TEXAS LANDS Rare Chance for Settlers. The Railroad System of Texan having developed so as to bring within easy access of good interior and seaboard markets the lands granted to the HOUSTON &TEXAS CENT! RY.CO. It has been determined to offer to settlers the Renowned Agricult’l Lands Located along the line of the Fort Worth A Denver City U.. 11., beginning with Wilbarger County, comprising 200,000 ACRES In farms of 150 acres and upward. Tlieso lands were located by the Company among tlie earliest, with especial care as to soil, timber and water. Thev are adapted to the growth of cotton, corn, oats, wheat, barley, rye, vegetables, orchards and gardens and tlie various domostic gl asses. Situated in the elevated and healthy region known as the Southern Panhandle of Texas, they possess n genial climate, favorable to man and beast, where outdoor work can be carried on the year round, and are in mai'ked contrast with regions of early and late frosts or of destructive “blizzards.” Population is fast pouring in. and local government is already established, with schools, churches, Ac. Terms ok Sale: One- fifth cash, balance in four ennui yearly payments, with interest on deferred payments. rorfurther information as to these ana lands in adjacent counties, apply to J. S. NAPIER, Vernon, Texas, (who is prepared to show to purchasers); or to C, C. GIBBS, Land Ag’t, Houston, Tex. RADWAY'Q PILLS 0 The Great Liver and Stomach Remedy For the cure of all disorders of the STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS, KIDNEYS, BLADDER, NERVOUS DISEASES, LOSS of APPETITE, HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION, COSTSVENESS, INDIGESTION. BILIOUSNESS, FEVER, INFLAMMATION of the BOWELS, PILES, and all derangements of the Internal Viscera. Purely Vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, or DELETERIOUS DRUGS. PERFECT DIGESTION will be accomplished by taking RADWAY’S PILLS. By so doing Dyspepsia, SICK HEADACHE, FOUL STOMACH, BILIOUSNESS, will be avoided, and the food that is eaten contribute its nourishing properties to the support of the natural waste of the body. Price 25c. per box. SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTS. If your storekeeper Is out of them, mail the price to RADWAY & CO., Warren Street, New York City.

A Terrible Misfortune.

It ia a calamity of the direat kind to feel that one’a physical energies are failing in the prime of life —to feel more nerveless,' more dispirited, weaker every day. Yet this is the unhappy lot of hundreds who snrronnd ns. A source of renewed strength which science approves, in behalf of which multitudes of the debilitated have and are every day testifying, and which, in countless instances, has built up constitutions sapped by weakness and infirmity and long unbenefited by other means, snrely comprehends itself to all who need a tonic. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is Buch a medicine—pure, botanic, soothing to the nerves, promotive of digestion and a ertilizer of the bond. By-peps ia and nervousness —tue first a cause, the second a consequence of lack of stamina-depart when a course of the Bitters is tried. All forms of ina’arial disease, rnenmatism, kidney and bladder trouble, constipation and biliousness are annihilated by this standard family medicine.

Virginians with Remarkable Names.

The counties of Wythe and Shenandoah claim the “cake" on long names borne by people within their borders, but when it comes to long names and true-blue Democrats Craig can give both of these counties ‘ two in a hand” and claim the stakes. Asa sample a gentleman in Craig, named Brickey, has three children whose names are respectively: “Jailey Green Bird Mayflower Brickey,” “Oregon Texas Georgiana Brickey,” and “Moljna Truxilla Eutaw Sefcilla Tootater Brickey.” Our informant, Mr. P. B. Abbott, assures us that these are the names of the children, as recorded in the family Bible, and that there is no joke about it. But the longest name yet announced is also borne by a Craig man, Mr. John William Benjamin Leander Sinclair Calvin Philip Virgil Cicero Lee. On this we challenge competition. —Salem (Va.) Times.

Conquering Him.

The ill-nature of many men will vanish in the presence of their favorite dishes on the dinner-table, a fact that has given rise to the old saying that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The writer once boarded with an irritable elderly man, who gave laughable illustrations of the truth of this adage. When things had gone wrong with the choleric old gentleman, his wife would slyly say to her daughter, who assisted in the cooking: “We’d better have apple dumplin’s to-day, .Sarah, your pa is so out of speerits. I intended having a pot-pie, bat he don’t care much f>r that, and you know how fond he is of dumplin's." When the “dumplin’s” appeared the old gentleman’s wrath would speedily vanish. Sometimes the wise old lady would scatter an impending storm and keep it from breaking by appearing with a plate of doughnuts or joie, and saying: “Here, pa, you’d better eat this; nobody else wants it. and it’s just settin’ ’round in the way. ”

Consumption Surely Cured.

To tho JCditor: Please inform your renders that I have a positive euro for Consumption. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. 1 shall be clad to send two bottles of my remedy fbee to any of your readers who have consumption, if they will send me their Express and P. O. Address. Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C.. ISI Pearl St., N. Y.

Certain house-owners should profit hv the experience of a wealthy Louisville widow, who, rather than accept a fair rent for a dwelling, kept tha latter vacant. It remained so for months, and eventually the boys iu the neighborhood began breaking the windows with stones. Then somebody tore down and carried away the front fence. Perhaps other people concluded after this that the house was a stray one, for they tore down the stable and other outbuildings. The shutters, dcois, windows, floors, etc., next disappeared. Large loads of brick began to leave the house, and in a short time all the neighbors had paved yards and sidewalks. The walls crumbled away and fell iu, and in a short time scarcely a semblance of a house remained.

The Population of the United States

Is about (10,000,000, and wo would say at least one-half are troubled with some affection of the Throat nnd Lungs, as those complaints are. according to statistics, more numerous than others. Wo would advise all our readers not to neglect tho opportunity to call on their druggist and get a bottle of Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs. Trial size free. Largo Bottles OOe and sl. Sold by all druggists. The voman who always has a smile for her husband when he comes heme from his work runs a bar.

A Wonderful Flesh Producer.

This is the title given to Scott's Emulsion of Cod Lircr Oil by many thousands who have taken it. It not only gives flesh and strength by virtue of its own nutritious properties, but creates an appetite for food. ITsc it. and try your weight. Scott’s Emulsion is perfectly palatable. Sold by all Druggists. “I leave Paris to-claj” what can I buy as. a memento?” asked a tourist of a fiiend. “How would a Paris leave buttons do?” was the reply. For Coii'fhs and 'Fhroat Disor* (lei’s usj Brown’s Bronchial Tkoches. “ Hdvj never changed my mind respecting them, except I think bet er of that which I begau thinking well of.”— Rev. Henry Ward Beechqr ., Sold only in boxes. Children’s humorous sayings now fmd a prominent place in the humor of the day. The “kid” seems to have taken the place of the goat. Give some men rope enough and they will start a junk shop.

Catarrh Cured.

A clergyman, after years of suffering from that loathsome disease. Catarrh, and vainly trying every known remedy, at last found a recipe which completely cured and saved him from death. Any sufferer from this dreadful disease sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Lawrence, 88 Warren street, Neiv York City, will-re-ceive the recipe free of charge.

“Weakness.”

* That there can be different senses to a word which seems to have but a single meaning is illustrated by this incident. A Boston rogue, who was charged with having stolen a grindstone, was asked by the lawyer who prosecuted him. “Yon took this man’s grindstone ?” “I did, sir.” “How did you come to do such an act?” “It was in a moment of weakness, sir. ” “Weakness, indeed! What would you have taken if you had felt strong? Bunker Hill Monument?”

How’s This!

Wo odor f do Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY’ & CO., Props , Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. «T. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions, and financial y able to carry out any obligations maae by their firm. West & 'lruax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. E. H. Vat: Hoesen. Cashier Toledo National Bank, Toledo, Ohio. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucus surfaces of the system, l’rica V.c per bottle, hold by all Druggists. ,

Nothing to Be Gained.

Little Son—-What was you and Mr. De Bate talkin’ so loud about? Father—We were having an argument about the duty on copper. He thinks it ought to be removed, and I think it ought not. “Would removing it make pennies any cheaper?” “No, my son.” “Then I don’t see the use of bothering with it.” —Xew York Weekly. —Magee's Emulsion is palatable and readily assimilated, and in my opinion the best combination of cod liver oil I have ever prescribed.— i ouis W. Read, Surgeon General of Pennsylvania, Norristown.

Prepare for Spring Now is the time to prepare for spring, and your own system is ot first importance. IE you have not felt well durinft the winter, if you have been overworked, or closely confined iu badly ventilated rooms and shops, you need a Kood tonic and blood purifier like Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Take it early and you will ward off attacks of disease or escape the effects of impure blood and that tired feelinß, so common in the spring. Do not delay. Take Hood’s Sarsaparilla now. “Imish to state the benefit I derived from Hood,’s Sarsaparilla. I have used it in tlie spring for three years for debility, and can say that I «ained in flesh and strength after using one bottle. It has also cured me ot sick headache.” Mits. F. 11. Andhews, South Woodstock, Conn. “I took Hood’s Sarsaparilla for loss of appetite, dyspepsia, and general languor. It did me a vast amount of good, and 1 have no hesitancy iu recommending it ” J. W. Willeford, Quincy, 111. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by al 1 druggists. $1; six for $3. Prepared only by C. 1. H X)D St CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. ICO Doses One Dollar VniINC MFN t‘ , , arn Telegraphv here and we will juunu mLII help you to good situations. Address American School ot Telegraphv, Madison Wis

Dryant & Stratton Chicago Business College! II and ENOLISH TRAINING SCHOOL. I*the standard We recommend thi# college to our reader#. Meatlon this paper when you write.

DR. PILLBAGS ’ DIAGNOSIS.

To Dr. Pillbags, Patrick camo With a most wotul face; Says ho, “ Dour Docthcr, phat’s your name, Will you plazo truto my case?” The doctor looked him In the eye. His tongue ho made him show: Said he, “My man, you’re going so dio; You’ve got tic-doulourcux.”

These letters stand for Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets, which, for Torpid Liver, Constipation, and all derangements of the stomach and bowels, are unequaled. One tiny, Sugar-coated Pellet a Dose. Smallest, cheapest, easiest to take. Purely Vegetable, Perfectly Harmless. 25 cents, by druggists. Copyright, 1883, by World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors.

n " Yfl For “ run-down,” debilitated and overworked ( VsJT or neOj. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is X / All the bast of all restorative tonics. It is a potent «1R 11 Ull Specific for all those Chronic Weaknesses and (SliS I SBISrll Diseases peculiar to Women; ft powerful, in■IIII IIJ BA vigorating, restorative tonic nnd nervine, it I \ ft. I (') system 8 nCW V,ffor and 6trcn^th to tho wholo f \ “Favorite Prescription” is the only „ ... medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a poeltive guarantee or satisfaction tn every case, or price ($1.00) refunded. This guarantee has been printed on the bottle-wrapper#, and faithfully carried out for many year!.

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“My faith,” says Pat, “pliat’s that you say! I’ve got * tlck-doilar,’ oli I Yez lyin’ thafe, I always pay Your bill before I go.” “ I’ll have no more to do wid yez, I’ll docthcr my own case; ” He took a dose of P. P. P. P.’s, And wears a brighter face.”

MACEE’S EMULSION No other proprietary medicine has th» indorsement of Physicians to the same extent. None is used in Hospital practice with so large a percentage of satisfactory results. No other remedy has onred so many cases of CONSUMPTION and other Pulmonary Diseases. SCROFULA is entirely eradicated from the system by . its use. * It is as easy to take as Maple Syrup or Honey, and can be retained by the most delicate stomachs without nausea. IF YOU have a Cold, Cough, Bronchitis, Dyspepsia, or a generally run-down system, you ean regain bealth and strength quickly by the use of MAGEE’S EMULSION) Ask your Druggist for it, and take only that labeled . J. A. MAGEE & CO., Lawrence, Mass. 1 li/rrr U s# My lastiacture with hints and Bwcan IVlfill for complete home eure.FrPP. IlliS 111 —Dr. R. F. Ciiton, 80x5257. llostonJP«SSß PENSIONS] We are actively engaged In the prosecution of pen-1 slon and other war claims, and respectfully soltc.itj correspondence. Eighteen Years' Experience. Col-) lect Officers’ Accounts, Horse Claims. Pensions! increased. Rejected cases re-opened. 12-puge Pamphlet of Pension Laws sent free. Address P. H. FITZGERALD, ,' U.S. Claim Agency, Imllanupolis, (iiilinna. Help Wanted. We offer GOOD PAY to WOMEN for opoclal work up to JULY next. Besides good pay for work gCAA will be given as an perfonned, EXTRA present to the ugent dohig the best work; #4OO to tho second, and so on. Men, boys and girls can make hundreds of dollars between now and July 1889. This is a SPECIAL chance, and holds good only until July. Address CURTIB PUBLISHING CO* PHILADELPHIA, PA. GRATEFUL—COMFORTINQ. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. “By athorongh knowledge of the natural law# which govern the; operations of digestion and nutrition, nnd by a careful application of the fine properties of well-selectod Cocoa. Mr. Kpps lias provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavoured beverage which >uuy savo us many heavy doctors’ bill*. It is by the judicious use of such articles of diet that • constitution may lie gradually built upuntll strong enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maludles arc Heating around us realty to attack wherever there is a weak jxdnt. Wo may escape many ii fatal shaft by keeping our elves welt fortified with pure blood nnd a properly nourished frame."— Cttkl Service (lati tle. Msde simply wttn boiling water or milk. Sold only in half pound tins, by Grocers, labelled tliusi J AMEW EBJ'f* »V CO., Honnropathlu Loudon, England. nMIIAIII V F° r any one of ttO FABj uIILI CHOICE HETB OF (J Vegetable or Flower Seeds, I!■ Roses, Shrubs, Grape Vines, Fruit Trees, Etc. For oxatnple, wo send postpaid and guarantee safe arrival 36 Packets Choice Flower Seeds, 36 sorts, price fl.Bo, for fl .00 80 Packets Choice Vegetable Seeds HO sorts 1.00, lOßverbloomlng Hoses, 15 beautiful sorts I.OtF 14 Geraniums, 14 splendid sorts 1.00 15 Carnations, 15 elegant sort# 1.00 12 Grape Vines, 4 sorts, our choice 1.00 For the other 54 sets and 1001 things beside# (many Now and Karn)seeour GuandSprino Catalogue, 150 pages, sent free to all wha wish to purchase either Seeds, Plants orTree#. All others wishing It should remit the cost 20c. Ours Is one of tho oldest, largest and most reliable nurseries in the U. 8. 35th year, 24 greenhouses, 700 acres. THE STORRS It HARRISON CO., Pafnssvllls, Lake Co., Ohio. THIS FRIZZETTE, Ifßii any shado, Si.oo. fjSB’MMM' This Fine Hair Switch, IMBIIII any shado, 20 Indus long. •too. On receipt o’ price, with (ffimrSwlrTOOT sample of fair, will s ml MMBHff itSiffiffJ&r to any luldio-s by return B#fc iiloSrPSyvsaMire mail. Mrs. EDWARD WALDO, 3549 Cottage Grove Av. f \llfP||f|Flf|f Chicago, 111. .xHl)IlS,(;!il !i !.f* CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH. PENNYROYAL PILLS BED CBOSS DIAMOND BBAND. /\ S£fTtiSi!L Orl|rliiAl, b«#t, only genuine and y reliable pill for tale. Never Fail, Aak for Chichester’i JSnglithC£* T-v Diamond Brand, i" red me- \ vs Wry j u rg/ j« iioxe*. oealetl with blue rib* \Wy I j/J no other. AIT pills In paste* V uff board boxes, pink wrapper#, are a dangler* j ft# on« counterfeit- Scud 4c. fstamp#) for Ly) parUoulara aud »*JUellef for Lad loo.’* in v .... letter, br ref urn mail. lO.UOOteatlmonlAlarrom LAOICS who have u*ed them. Name Paper. C'hidisKter Chemical Co.,Madison Sq..Phila.,Po. «I prescribe and folly eo-; 3rs«* Big G as the only lecific for the certain cur# f this disease. i .H. INGRAHAM. M. D..| Amsterdam, N. Y. We have sold Big G for lany years, and It ha»l given the best of satisaD.‘ltn. DYCHE * CO., Chicago, 11L C. N. U, No. 9-89 AXTHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS, *. please euy you »avv the ailvertiscoieat ' In this paper.