Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 February 1889 — Page 5 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Ho Ctrl in Ftpn The employes of a Mli&gan raffroa* h*d been trembling in that* boot-* o\er a reduction of wages, when an agent, dispatched from headquarters, passed along the line and said to the various station officials : *T am happy to inform you that there will be no cut in salaries. “Good. My salary is so small that 1 •ould hardly stand a cut of 5 par cent." “ The road is not making any money, but the I’resident feels that every en> ployo is earning his salary, and that, perhaps, tlix fall business may bring ns out ail right. Put your name down for what you can afford. ” “On what?” “ Why, on this paper. It is a subscription to buy the President a S2,(MO silver toa-set as a token of the esteem of the employes. Let’s see? You get 1600 per year. If you put your nam« down for SSO you will be giving all yet can afford. Rest easy, Mr. Blank f 1 bo no cut »») salaries."

George 111. .Makes His Own Bishop.

When Archbishop Moore died. Manners Sutton was Bishop of Norwioh, and also Dean of Windsor. He was at that moment residing at his deanery, and was entertaining a party of friends at dinner. It the middle of dinner the butler came up to him with an excited face. “Beg pardon, my Lord, a gentle-, man wishes to see your Lordship directly, but he won’t give his name.” “Nonsense,” said the Bishop; “I can’t come npw, of course.” “The gentleman says it is very important--very important, indeed, mv Lord, or he wouldn’t disturb you." "Well,” said the Bishop, some; wliat crossly, “ask him to wait a few minutes till I have finished my dinner," "Beg pardon, my Lord," said the butler, persistently, and with some confidence, “but you had better see the gentleman directly.” The Bishop, amazed at his man’s coolness, made an apology to his guests and went into the next room, where he was still more amazed to find King George 111., who, as usual, was breathless and rapid. “How d’ye do, my Lord? how d’ve do? eh—eh? Just came to tell you Arohbishop of Canter bury is dead—died this morning—want you to be new Archbishop—you know, new Archbishap. Wha4 d’j e say—eh—eh?” The Bishop stood dumbfounded, and the King broke in again, “Well, dy’e accept—dVe aooept—eh, eh?” The Biahop had W this time reoovered himself suiliciently to bow gratefully and murmur his thankful acceptance. “All right,” sa. I his Majesty; “go baoki got a party, I know; very glad you ao* cept. Good-night, good-night, goodnight.” And with that he bustled away. The fact was that he anticipated exactly what happened. Mr. Pitt came down to his Majesty next morning to inform him that the Arohbishop was dead, and to recommend to his Majesty Bishop Pretyman (Tomline) for the rw cant primacy. The King, who had rather too much of Bishop Pretj mui at Mr. Pitt’s hands, resolved to bo first in the field, and was now able to toll liis» Prime Minister that he had already appointed the Bishop of Norwioh.— Mao millan’n Mag mint. louno man, remomber that a friend is another self. The one needs the assistance of the other. If yon lmve found a true friend be thou true to him, for ye know not at what hour that frmyd will prove himself to you a friend tnwed. mu you ever nave another wife beside mother ? ” «No, my boy i what possessed you to ask such a quest hon ? ’ “ Because I saw in the old farm Dy Bible where you married Anno Domini in 1835, and that isn’t mother, tor her name was Sally Smith” lnr tiojy onmury tnai women can Afford to receive from men, in work, v:j ->. ;Ti.l general conduct, is (airplay, !> advantages, and equal wagos. So ■vom.ui wifi ever ask of men other than ■ t, . .it, Her always as they treat each ■,*Wr ~ -TnU*r Ocean. A bbidob over a stream in Missouri bears this legend : “Drive over as fast as you want to, and be durned I ” Everybody, therefore, drives at a walk.

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