Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1889 — Page 5 Advertisements Column 5 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Ibmy Brews and Ae Im r tsa Party. There was prettr nearly a wfiole week that I kept out of trouble, but itdid.i t last. Boys are bom to fly upward like the sparks that trouble, and yesterday I was “up to mischief again,” as Eue said, though I never had the least idea of deing any mischief. How should o> innocent boy, who might easily have be. n an orphan had things happened m thnt way, know all about cooking and chemistry and such, I should like to hnnw It was really Sue’s fait. Nothing would do but she must have a party, and of course she must have ice-cream. Nov the ioe-erream that our cake-shop m>„ makes isn’t good enough for her, ec.filw got father to buy an ioe-cream freezer and she said she would make the icecream herself. I was to help her, and ahe sent me to the store to order soma ■alt. I asked her what she wanted o' ■alt, and she said you couldn’t treszu ioe-cream without plenty of salt, anc that it was almost as necessary us iue. I went to the store and ordered the sal' and then had a game or two of ball x ; b the boys, and didn’t get home till late \; the afternoon. There was Sue freezing the ioe-cream, and suffering dreadfully, ■o she said. She had to go and right away, and she told me to keep turning tne ioe-cream freezer until ft froze, “and don’t run off and leave me tc do everything again, von good-for-noth-ing boy ; £ wonder how you oan do it ” I turned that freezer for ever so lon,„ but nothing would freeze, so I made up my mind that it wanted more salt. 1 lidn’t want to disturb anybody, so I quietly wein into the kitcher ami got tlie salt-oellar and einpfi d it into th a ice-eream. It began to freeze rig ; away ; b'.'t I tasted it and it war. awl salt, so Igotthe jug of gol lop syrup i> poured about a pint into the ice-cre:i and when it was done it Was a beaut straw color. But there was an nv u. iwue when the party tried to eat t ice-cream. Sue handed it round . d

enid to everybody: “This is my n.--'<ream, and you must be sure to like " The first one that she gave it to was Dr. Porter. Ho is dreadfully fond of icecream, and he smiled such a big smile, and said he was sure it was it delighti'vl, and took a whole spoonful Then he jumped up as if something had bit him, and went out of the door in two jumps, and we didn’t see him agafa. Then three more men tasted their ioe-cream, and jumped up and ran after the doctor, and two girls said, “Oh, my I” and held their handkerchiefs over their sac s, and turned just as pale. And then everybody else put f ir ioe-cream down on the table, and said thank you, they guessed they wouldn’t take any. The party was regularly spoiled, and when I tasted the ice-cream I didn’t wonder. II was worse than the best kind of strong medicine. Sue was in a dreadful state of mind, and when the party had gone home—all but one man, who lay undei the apple tree all night and groaned like he was dying, only we thought it was the cats—she made me tell her all about the salt and the golden syrup. Sh* Wouldn’ bqlieve that I had tried t....» my best and didn’t diohu Father took her part, and said I ought to eat some of the, ice-cream since I made it; but I said I’<? lather go upstairs with him. So I went. Some of these days people will beir“.> to understand that they are just waC-«.i;i and throwing away a boy who al way t tries to do lua bee/,, and perhaps tl>ey’V be sorry when it. is too late.— Young Feopht.

‘Seattrni AlVectnm for i'.iov Speaking of fa.ro and othwr wie.pU fames, a K irginian, as ter remarking that hi the better days of the republic, ■ n everybody played fen, agm< !< :>:'• • r - distinguished 1)y t : e eojornr-nt plays with red. checks” from th. poor white-check trash, dwelt Uj cm th:. >ssionate love for tht gome which possesses mon who gat mto-its cli.hr ■ a “Years ago,” he said, “ two of the fin V lawyers in New Orleans on their wav to New York stopped at Charlottesville, Virginia, because they heard that there was a man there who dealt faro. They found the man and played all night. About midnight one lawyer whispered to the other: ‘ He’s cheating.’ ‘ Hush,’ said the other; ‘ I’ve known that for two hours; but there isn’t another faro game within forty miles.’”— Philadelphia Utaord.

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