Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 January 1889 — A Modest Young Woman. [ARTICLE]

A Modest Young Woman.

Boston grocer (to young lady)—Turkeys, miss? Young lady—Yes. —Dressed or not dressed? Young lady—Not dressed, please; but you must do up the package very carefully when vou send it home.— We.