Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1889 — Taffy. [ARTICLE]

Taffy.

Many people supposa that all the taffy W 3 hive conies from the c nfeetioner. Strange delusion! Taffy is manufactured to order by all sorts and eondi ions of men, women, and children. Society is held together by taffy. We couldn’t begin to get along without it- A newspaper that failed to keep its taffy machine well ciled and ready for use at a moment's warning would have to go out of business or live on patent medi -ine “ads.” at top of colnmn, next to reading matter. The preacher who felt it to be his religious duty to constantly give vinegar and eschew taffy would soon he a shepherd without she ep, and they on the free list. Taffy is something not to be made sforb of. It is indispensable. True, it would make your creditors less obtrusive, but it can be used in the capture of Miss Moneyl>f gi, which latter is a prize woith sitting up late nights to entrap. Dcn’t administer your taffy with a whitewash brush. Give it to the patient gently. Put it in capsules if necessarv. Don't advertise car-load lots. Don’t try to get up a trust to control the product. Then shall you long inherit what your rich uncle lias bequeathed to you, and be a blessing to your met oer-in-law. —Detroit Free Press.