Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1889 — Page 7

A DRUMMER IS CHURCH.

■ How a Clerical Traveling Man Won a Bet. The Sunday School Convention 'held here, says the Lewiston (Me.) 'Journal, has brought hither some !of the brightest and most interesting ■ministers in New England. And it was not surprising to find that among I these earnest and successful preachers were some unusually good story tellers ’ —for a man who can’t tell a story well !at the dinner table can’t reach people well from the platform. One brilliant conversationalist and story teller, who took an important part in the convention, was Rev. A. B. Dunning, D. D., manager of the Congregationalist Publishing House and Sabbath-school 'work, and one of the busiest men in 'Boston. Dr. Dunning is an off-hand, approachable man, with a bright, winlning face, easy manner, and personal magnetism that contributes much to his success. He has none of the outward signs of the clerical calling, but looks more like a business man. He travels nearly all of the time, and he i generally passes as a drummer, and is recognized by the fraternity as one of 'their number. On going into Minneapolis one Saturday evening, a smart young fellow approached him in a free-and-easy way: “Going to ■stop over Sunday?” “Yes,” replied the Doctor. “Stop at the Blank Hotel, I suppose?” “No, I am going to stop with a friend.” “Come round to the hotel to-morrow afternoon. Quite a number of the boys will beothere.” “But to-morrow is Sunday.” “I know :it, _and that’s why we can have such a [good time.” “Oh, I think that we feldo ws who are traveling all the time ought to £eep Sunday,” said the Doctor. “Yes,” assented the drummer, 'good-naturedly, “but I’ll bet you won’t.” “I’ll tell you what I’ll do; I’ll go to church to-morrow if you will. ” “I’ll do it. Where shall we go?” “To the First Congregational.- It’s the best church in town. ” # “A11 right. I’ll be there, but I’ll bet you won’t.” The drummer was there, according to his promise, and could hardly believe his eyes when he saw his friend of the night before ascend to the pulpit. Dr. Dunning tried to find him after the sendee, but he had fled. One of the Doctor’s stories was that of a quaint old townsman who once said to a wellknown divine: “Parson, the Bible says that the Lord made the world in six days; do you believe it?” “Yes.” “Now, do you think that He finished the whole thing up in that time?” “Yes.” “Well, all that I can say is that He could have put in one more day to mighty good advantage right here in this town. ”

Many people supposa that all the taffy W 3 hive conies from the c nfeetioner. Strange delusion! Taffy is manufactured to order by all sorts and eondi ions of men, women, and children. Society is held together by taffy. We couldn’t begin to get along without it- A newspaper that failed to keep its taffy machine well ciled and ready for use at a moment's warning would have to go out of business or live on patent medi -ine “ads.” at top of colnmn, next to reading matter. The preacher who felt it to be his religious duty to constantly give vinegar and eschew taffy would soon he a shepherd without she ep, and they on the free list. Taffy is something not to be made sforb of. It is indispensable. True, it would make your creditors less obtrusive, but it can be used in the capture of Miss Moneyl>f gi, which latter is a prize woith sitting up late nights to entrap. Dcn’t administer your taffy with a whitewash brush. Give it to the patient gently. Put it in capsules if necessarv. Don't advertise car-load lots. Don’t try to get up a trust to control the product. Then shall you long inherit what your rich uncle lias bequeathed to you, and be a blessing to your met oer-in-law. —Detroit Free Press.

A Negative Virtue.

“I think I ought to have more than $2 a weqk,” said the office boy, determinedly. “Why, you little rascal,” said the merchant, “what in the world do you mean? You are careless about your work; you never have anything done right; you are always late in the morning. If I want an errand done I have to do it myself, and you have the face to ask me for an increase of salary. ” “I know,” said the office boy, more determined than .before; but you forgot one thing—l don't know how to whistle.” And the merchant doubled his wages right away. Some day, if that boy keeps right on not kno-wing how to whistle, he will be taken into the firm. —Somerville (Mass.) Journal. Once upon a time a dying grasshopper lelt the care of its property and young ones to the tadpole. “For,” said she, “I have long watched his innocent, affectionate ways, and he will be good to the children. I won’t insult him by asking for bonds or security.” The grasshopper died after appointing the tadpole its sole executor. But the tadpole soon after lost its tail and its innocent ways, developed into a bull frog, and in a short time swal-' owed the young grasshoppers. Moral—Opportunity makes the thief. The Barmecides were a powerful Persian family, celebrated for virtue and courage, massacred through the jealousy of Caliph Haroun-al-Raschid, about 802. Divines tell us that “nothing is certain ;” but if nothing is certain, it can* joot be certain that nothing is certain.

Taffy.

A Foreigner’s Property Rights.

An alien who may come to this country intending to become a citizen as soon as he can be naturalized, upon making deposition to that effect before any officer authorized to take proof of deeds, shall be entitled, aft *r taking out his first papers, to acquire real estate. Certificate of such deposition is filed in a book kept for such use in the office of the Secretary of State. The person so acquiring real estate may sell, assign, mortgage or dispose of it in any manner for the ensuing six years as if he were a native citizen, but he cannot lease it. In case of his death within the six years real estate thus regularly acquired falls to his heirs, if he die intestate, as if he had been naturalized. —New York Times.

Are We to Have Another War?

Some political prophets aver that we shall. Be that ab it may, tho battle by medical science against disease will never cease until wo arrive at that utopian epoch when the human family shall cease to bs afflicted with bodily ailments. One of the most potent weapons which the armory of medicine furnishes is Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which is of special utility as a family remedy, as it is adapted to the immediate relief and ultimate cure of those disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels which are of c mmonest occurrence. Indigestion, biliousness and constipation are inseparable companions, an 1 these ailmonta are completely eradicated by tho Bitters. But the remedial scope of this superlatively wholesome and genial medicine taKes in also ailments, rheumatism and kidney troubles ; its action in these, us in the other compla. nts, being characterized by unequaled thoroughness. “That man Robert Louis Stevenson has a wonderful imagination.” “He has, indeed.” “But he sometimes oversteps the mark. I could place some faith in ‘Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde,’ but in his last novel of the ‘Master of Ballantree’ he is away off.” “How so?” “Because he states that a member of an impoverished Scotch family threw a guinea through a window and no one went to look for it. This is absolutely incredible. ”

Interested People.

Advertising a patent medicine in the peculiar way in which tho proprietor of Kemp’s Balsam for>Coughs and colds»does, it is indeed wonderful. He authorizes all druggists to give those who call for it a sample bottlo Free, that they may try it be--1o: o purchasing. The Largo Bottles are 50c and sl. We certainly would adviso a trial, It may save you from consumption. rMen are too much inclined to accept a pi etty woman at her face value. Texas Siftings. For Courhs and throat troubles use “Kroun’s SSfoucliiul TrocheN.” —ffuey stop an attack of my asthma con ; 1 very promptly.— V. Fateh, Afiamiville, Ohio. Ben Franklin recognized the value of t’me. He invented three docks. A Radical Cure for Kpllcptic Kits. To the Editor: Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for tho above named disease which I warrant to cure the worst eases, bo strong is my faith in the virtues of this medicine that I will send free a sample bottle and valuable treatise to any sufferer who will give me ins P. O. and Express address. My remedy has cured thousands of hopeless cases. H. G. Root, M. C.. 183 Pearl streot. Now York.

Cancer Cured.

Dr. F. L. Pond is having wonderful success in the treatment and cure of cancer at the cancer hospital at Aurora. 111. There are numbers of cures recently made by him which are truly wonderful. Those afflicted should not hesitate, bat should go there for treatment at once. For information, address Dr. F. L. Fond, Aurora, IIL Mrs. F. Maddox, Concordat, Kan., says: “Wizard Oib is our lamily physician. 'lt gives great relief in sick headache, and in coughs and colds with the children. It is all that could be desired. It acts promptly.” bold by all druggists. The living are always, and will he more and more, governed by the dead.

Cold Waves Are predicted with reliable accuracy, and people liable to the pains and aches of rheumatism dread every charge to damp or stormy weather. Although we do not claim Hood’s Sarsaparilla to be a positive specific for rheumatism, the remarkable cures it has effected show that it may be taken for rheumar tism with reasonable certainty of benefit. Its action in neutralizing the acidity of the blood, which is the cause of rheumatism, constitutes the secret of the success of Hood’s Sarsaparilla in curing this complaint. If 3-ou suffer from rheumatism, try Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD k CO.. Lowell, Mass. fOO Doses Dollar HA9IC CTIinV Bookkeeping, Business Forms, UtviC O I UcJ I •Penmanship.Aritlimetii-.Short-hand, etc., thoroughly taugbt by wwi.7. Circulars free. Biiy a NT’s Business College . buffalo. N.Y. LADIES LOOK! A No . elty Rug Machine sent by mall - Satisfaction guaranteed or jyi ; - -JeSs£ePj~ money refunded. Wholesale price reduced to Agents. New Pricelist of machines, yarn, patterns, etc., and a book of beautiful colored pattern designs sent free. Udf Agents wanted. K. ROSS & IX>„ Toledo. O. BSmCUfiED IN ASTHMA CURE w the most violent attack, and ible sleep. NO WAITING for REby inhalation, its action is inland certain* and a core is the fable caws. A single trial conskeptical. Price &oc. and SI.OO aggSK FOR THE BLOOD Swift’s Specific ha* cured me #>f a malignant breaking out on my l»*p, which caused intolerable pain. It was Welled Eczema bv the doctor*—four of whom treated me irith no relief. I candldlv confess that I owe inv present y>od health to S. S. S., which in my estimation is invaiukble as a blood remedy. Miss JULIA DkWITT, mi N. loth Su, St. Louis, Mo. Onr baby’ when two mont** old wa* attacked with krofula, which for a Iona; time destroyed her eyesight •ntirwlv, and caused ua to despair of her* life. The docon failed to relieve her, and we pave Swift’s Specific, vhich soon cured her entirely, and she i* now hale aud learty. E. V. DELK, Will’* Point, Texas. Scrofula developed on my daughter—swelling and lump* m her neck. We gave her Swift’s Specific, and the reult was wonderful aud the cure prompt. S. A. DkARMOND, Cleveland, Term. ST'Send hook giving history of Blood Diseases and sirice to sufferers, mailed free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drawer it, Atlanta, Ga»

\ JACOBS on TRADE MARKUS KemSßlSai CURES PERMANENTLY BACKACHE, HEADACHE AND TOOTHACHE. CURES PERMANENTLY ALL ACHES. At Druggists and Dr.Ai.rnF. THE CHARLES A. VOCELER CO.. Baltimore, Md. BO ATAIfS B H i I I Ely's Cream Balm | Gold in Head KLY BROS.. 50 Warren St, N. T. ritUAflQ I We want to buy several iu this locality. I nil mu i Cubtih A: Wuioht, 233 Broadway. N. Y. Hhf n l.i tc at home ana make more money working for us than [ VUsMFI at anything elae in the world Hither sex Costly outfit »KKk. Term* vitas. AUdraaa, Tau* it Co., Augusta, Main*. relief tcTtnut KIPPER S PASTILLES.^ ZSSzESEk (BBBBMBHMHHSUBCIi'aiu&tuvru, Macs. .ml find that Biso's Cure lintiTSiyS' for Consumption not | IgfVLUKd g ssaras si u aNQ AQ Ranches, farms ft HnAßuflu CITY PROPERTY. Some rare bargains; must be sold to close up partnership. What have you to EXCHMtE? Send tor list at once. Lloyd B.FerreU orF.E.Parmeuter,WICHITA. Kas. M. W. DUNHAM’S OAKI.AWN FARM. SO P ERG HERON". inch Coach horses, IMPORTED. STOCK ON HAND: 300 STALLIONS of serviceable age; l&O COLTS with choice pedigrees, superior individuals; 200 inPORTED BROOD MARKS (80 in foal most famous living sire), ity. Prices Reasonable. Don’t Buy without inspecttest and Rost Successful tabllshmrnt of America. Intending pnrehaaera, addreaa, for BSO-page catalogue, M. W. DUNHAM, WAYNE, ILLINOIS. 85 mllee rr..i Cktrevn nn C. A N.W. R’.het Turner Jnne A Kirin.

HELP FOR 22 YEARS FOR THE EILERT’S Gini/ EXTRACT OF CHERRY Has cured all coughs, colds, bronchitis, and relieved asthma and consumption for all who have used it. Is not this an evidence of its merits and reliability? It is a sure and safe medicine for all bronchial troubles, and never fails to givo satisfaction. Try it under a full warrantee. Price. 50 cents and SI.OO per bottle. Prepared by Emmebt Pbobbietaby Co., Chicago, 111

Pg» 50rTLE ’ IFOR CQNSUMPTWNI Piso’s Cure is our best selling medicine. I have a personal knowledge of its beneficial effects, and recommend it. —B. Larry; Druggist, Allegheny, Pa. WHAT QPHTT’C consumption OUUI I O SCROFULA EMULSION ” IS CURES 00LDS UUsbEO Wasting Diseases Wonderful Flesh Producer. Scott’s Emulsion is not a secret remedy. Containing the stimulating Hypophosphites and Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, the potency o£ both Deing largely increased. It is used by Physicians all over the world. PALATABLE AS MILK. Sold by all Druggists. CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH. PENNYROYAL PILLS fIZS CEOS3 DIAMOND BRAND. A Original. be.t, o.lj (r.ui.« .nil A\ reliable pill for sale. Never Fail. A»k for Chichester‘s EnalUhC\ g Diamond Brand, in red me- yl IKy tame boxes, sealed with blue rib- \^Ky bon. At Drugarfata. Accept \/ no other. All pills in paste- V board boxes, pink wrappers, are a dangeron. counterfeit. Bend 4c. (stamps) for particulars and "Kelfeffor Ladle.”(ft letter, by return mall. 10,000 testimonial, from LADIES who have used them. Name Paper. CiiidjKMter Chemical Co.,Madison Sq..Phils.,Pa. ■ I prescribe and Tally endorse Big O as the only JBFCure. In ql specific for the certain cure aHF 1 TO 6 of this disease. JMWGaar.at.ed not 100 G. H. ING RA H AM. M. D., ffcf otissWrlstas. Amsterdam, N. Y. H vrdoolybytb. "We have sold Big G for liSlXnn* Chemical o#. ma , ny years and it ha« •sijiirMiwisjuw w. | Vm the best of satioWKI faction. D. R. DYCHEA OOL, C. N. U. No. 2-89 WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS* Please say you saw the advertiaeiueat la this paper.

wtefSa day. Samples worth $1 JO, FREE; not under the horae’sfeet. Write Brewa*49t#ter Safety Bain-Holder Go. Holly, Midi. m a, - find Pitto’a Cure for V ♦« [/A r~%T>hA Consumption THE I —f\| (ij f fvN BEBT remedy for 7W ym-j' v yg hoarseness and to __ —*Z^_ c ) ear ,be throat. _ DETECTIVES Wanted la trm Count?. Fhmrd men tenet under Instructions In our Secret Service. Kxperience not nocownry. ForucuUri free. Ciroanan Detective Bureau Co-M Arcade. Cl&cluitl-CL OAI CO DN CLI Soi'r’ro^i OnLLOiYILII \7tr isrssE r-«rtit etantr. Wages *3 Per Day. Penman fit position. No postals naswered Mour.r advanced fbr waces, t.iUertUli**, etc. Centennial Manufacturing Co., Cincinnati, Ohio.

hlr* and largest farm crops *Tlie BUY NORTHERN GROWN A F Cll 6 i KSjCfrß to get them is to plant Snlacr'a Seeds. ICO.OOO Hoses and Plants n H E BSSSmIkImI Send «c for Grain and It kite Wonder Oat (313 bu. per acre) samples U (I EB■ TB and finest catalog in America. JOHN A. SALZEK, La t'roaae, W la. MB HE MW wW BRIGHTINEIHEDI A BETES BRIGHT’S DISEASE AND KINDRED AILMENTS. Prominent |>hvsloinns recommend i ltrightinc, andjokberaln general carry It. Vnluahleinl’ornintion mailed tree. Ask yourtlruggist for it or semi Ml to \V.W. 'l'. 1,1 NIII.K Y t X CO.. 218 LaSalle St.. Chicago, ill., 11. S. A. It it safe to tend money tu lhit house. Mention Ihit paper when you writ*. a.J aTa a’ a.’ ..T a.T a .Ta.Ta .T . .Ta fc V a .T. ala S.T V V aaTaaTaaf..T ..¥a aT a al* .fa aV.aTa TTTaTTTTTTTTTT EB The uian who has invested from three JA \Ve offer the man who wants service to five dollars in u Rubber Coat, and (not style) a garment that will keep at his tlrst half hour's experience In |AI Mi ■■■■ him thy In the hardest storm. It is n storm Hilda to ltis sorrow that it is mJE M Lg fl called TOWEk’S FISH HRANI> lianily a better protection than a mos- ■■ B “ SLICKER," a name familiar to every quito netting, not only feels chagrined m m ■ Cow-boy all over the land. With them nt being so badly taken in, but also ■ ■fBMS ■ tlie only perfect Wind and Waterproof feels If he does not look exactly like kn k Iml Coat Is “Tower s Fish Brand Slicker.'* Ask for the “FISH BRAND” Sucuu N I IYN and take no other. If your storekeeper does not have the fish rkakp, send for descriptive catalogue. A. J. Towkk, 80 Simmons St., Boston, Mass. IT NEVER FAILS, k tßad blood means an inactive liver and a sympa-^^^^M thetic or unnatural action of the 6tomach, bowels und kidneys, and as a result I f M BILIOUSNESS. ha symptoms are drowsiness, loss of appetite, IZpl eadache, lack of energy, pain in the back, costive- ; ness or diarrhoea, sallowness of skin, furred tongue, ■ktS' generally attended with melancholy and -yJ GENERAL DEBILITY. 1=1; To cure these diseases means to restore the action mI 'of the liver and other organs, and to kill thepoisou in the blood. A remedy containing Mandrake, vers Root, Burdock and Cascara Sagrada, acting 1 especially on the liver, stomach, kidneys and sweat glands, is the proper one. I •' O TTII9 A TP" H |k| The process of digestion, assimilation and ■ I Iu I removal needs the healthy action of the liver, pancreas and glands which supply the bile and other Huids, ini order to stimulate them to proper j 1 I action. Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup combines all the best medicines, with tonics to restore all ■■■■■ secretions und supply the needed action. ■ m ■ 1 HIBBARD S RHEUMATIC SYRUP.Q !It Never Fails. Ml Always in season— S/iring-, Summer, Autumn and Winter. Procure it of your druggist, or send direct to us. Price, $1.00; (jbottles, $5.00; plasters, 15c. , TESTIMONIALS POSITIVELY TRUEI I^l For over twenty years I have been a great suf- Both myself and wife have been using Hib- i fercr from the effects ot a diseased stomach, and bard’s Rheumatic Syrup this fall and winter for three years past have been unable to do any with excellent success. We knotv it to be aI A l business. Two years ago my case was pro- great medicine. For constipation, dyspepsia K 1 • nounced bv the best medical skill incurable, or indigestion it certainly has no equal. BHVm Last Junq I began using Hibbard’s Rhetimatic K. U. Knapp, Syrup, and at once began to feel better. I have Grand Rapids, Mich., Feb. 4, 18S8. Farmer, u §!■.*■ ’ used thirteen bottles and am a well man. HmM Edward Baker, No remedies known so highly endorsed by 11 HR Master Mechanic and Blacksmith, its home people. Our Medical Pamphlet, treat- 1 2oiJackson Street, Jackson; Mich. ing on all diseases, sent free on application. H !Rheumatic Syrup Company, Jackson, Mlclri fljl ri'nrwjsi n »i« 1■ 1 jrnTTTmMi ' AS 7E SOW SO SHALL 7E BMP, "~j pHEM Do not be duped into buying old or trsahy Meed, but demand thst every * * CROWN IN - j piekage bears a warranty date mark um herewith shown. 25 paper, b 1 pQ CJ J of the following choice Vegetable and Fower Seeds for 81, including —.e F » J. OC3 O «| guess on our Com Puzzle, sent post paid to any addtea. Orders dined S » ParLorl Tia/* I “k same day as received, a . raCKcQ L/CC. I. dt Our collection embraces 20 papers of the choicest vegetable seed, namely, o .*IOOO 4 one paper of each of the following varieties: Mohawk, or Early firown Six M ® ® j mr“ wt an8 ’ ?kiladelphia Early Turnip Beet, Select very early Jersey Wake- % “l I! ntl/TVIV * field Cabbage, Long Orange Carrot, Boston Market Oeler>’, Early Mammoth Q *], H, Off llll\i * Sugar (lorn, Long Green Cucui.-.ber, Boston Curled Lettuce, Cringe Water- S Y ' “ n • melon, rtneaiyle Cantaloupe, Silver Skin White Onion. Fine Curled Parsley, 9 l CSP.P.ffcmnn « i urmp Rooted Parsnip, Everbearing Peas, Golden Bell Pepper. YeUow Ca-5 ■ {J VCUOI/lUr t, , aliaw I umpkiu. Early Turnip Rooted Radish, Golden Slimmer Crookneck a. L Rlnnminir Gian • Squash, Perfection Tomato, Large Kariv Bed foj> Oldbe Turnip. We also in- 0 ft DIOOITIing UIW). 1 elude Uve papers of the choicest Power Heeds as follows: One paper Canna, or 4j HP PETN N A V (Indian Shot;, mixed varieties: one pai>er Nemopbllia, one paper Nlgella i)a- & W - mixed 1114 ' 006 ,mper mixed varieties ; one paper Scablosa, all colors § m v I Caah In premlnms to the first 1000 persons sending One Dollar for one collection of triSutod amongaT l ""*? l1 * 1 * ~int jar . wi .w 1 cora V lie above will be dlsf olloSing mwiner ! 1 sending the first 1000 best guesses as to the number of grains in said Jar In tbs a For the first nearest gness, ■ - . $ 50.00 l|g|l For the next “ “ ... 35.00 fWi “ “ •* 20 nearest gnesses, 95. each, * 10o!oo ■igrß “ “ each a present valued Iffiygg at one dollar, .... 074.00 Total, $1174.00 your guess on a separate piece of paper, your choice any 10 jiapers and one Oar Con Paula IRVIN,i “• »wink, *** Blooming Glen, Bucks Co., Penns OTVut this out and show It to your friends. It may not appear aernin. liwY - & if\nr&&&3w&&X3tJMtf9y3kSd sfimMuEmmwillk L* WBPljn ‘fS’iStes-jiTsaff Esirru CABBAeI: EVEIUTTrS EAISaS^ I pkt. BEST OF All .BEANS. We br,“ ft“S“in Kur^r^revTrtelLb', WICM ISLAND BALSIFt (Oy.ter Plant). Thl.doe.“t*?ow BA ? D * »«*•• average crop. A dozen hill, will yield a year* «upp[y torso Uleiy drjjr. premlnm st yosr , Bwsjnil«ffis oeeept FOR 50 CENTS S:.“ heose wlthont It. ltlj the brightest, cheapest aid be.t rarsl paper atfiO&FabllbJt HOW IT CAN BE DOSE. I r.“'.“7.i*a Ss'Sr^r.r^j'K:«; 'r™,? s l! >'>»•«« W e are per tonally acquainted with J. A. Kneritt it Co., and 1 now them to be a reliable houte The ntr*r <h„. . make it a uood one and well worth double the price they atk. rename no ute. The offer they j

CONSUMPTION I have a positive remedy for tbe a bore disease; by its un thousands of cases of t he worst Id ad and of long standing have been cared. 80 strong is my faith in itaeScsry that. I will send two bottles free, together with a valosblo. treatise on this disease to any sufferer. Give Rlpresn and P.O.address. T. A. SUWUM. M.C., 181 Pearlßt., Kit. NORTHERN PACIFIC H LOW PRICE RAILROAD LANDS ® FREE Government LANDS. tmiLUOVS OF acrks' of each in ihnneuota. North Dakota, Montana. Idsho. Washington and Oregon. Ceiin BAD Publications with lisp* describing The OCItU run BBST Agricultural, Grasing and Timber Lands now otwn to Settlers Sent Free. Addreen CMS. B. LIMBOM, L sT d . kwitlMf'