Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 December 1888 — The Goat Fart Not in the Blue Book. [ARTICLE]

The Goat Fart Not in the Blue Book.

“Pa,” said Miss Bridget Milligan, who had gone into service with some of the blue-book bon-ton, “I want a dog eart.” “A phawt?” “A dog cart. All th’ aylight have thim, an’ O’m not goin’ to be left behind in the swim. ” “A dog cart is it? Well, tell me now, phawt’s the matter wid th’ goat ? Begorrah, Oi paid tin dollars fur him when he was two feet hoigh, an*ne can trundle a cart as well as any dog that iver barked.”