Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 December 1888 — Sanitary Item. [ARTICLE]

Sanitary Item.

A young gentleman, accompanied by a friend, sat at a table in a New York concert hall, enjoying a cigar and toddy. The young man nodded to the waiter, and, on the menial appearing, asked him: “Isn’t that Dr. Smith, over there in the corner ?* “Yes, sir.* “How mbny drinks has he had this evening?* “Six, sir.* “How many cigars has he smoked?” “Four or five?* “Wow just see what a fraud that doctor is? It was only yesterday he told me that one cigar and a toddy was as much as any man ought to take. Another beer, waiter?”—Texas SVimps.