Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1888 — They Are Both Alike. [ARTICLE]

They Are Both Alike.

“Did the close resemblance between a ghost and a balloonist ever strike you?” asked the snake editor. “No,” replied the horse editor. “How do they resemble each other ?” “Well, a balloonist is an aeronaut.” “Yes; but what is a ghost?” “It’s an airy naught, too. ” — Nebraska State Journal. “If a woman is pretty, To me ’tis no matter, Be she blonde or brunets, go she lets me look at -her.” An unhealthy woman is. rarely, if ever, beautiful. The peculiar diseases to .which so many of the sex are subject are prolific causes of pale, sallow faces, blotched with unsightly pimples, dnll, lusterless eyes and emaciated forms. Women so afflicted can be permanently cured by using Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription; and with the restoration of health comes that beauty which, combined with good qualities of head and heart, makes women angels of love! ness. “Favorite Prescription” is the only medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive yuaranlee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded. This guarantee has been printed on the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully carried out for many years. Get health, writes Emerson; no labor, pains, temperance, poverty, nor exercise that can gain it must be grudged. For sickness is a cannibal which eats up all the life and youth it can lay hold of, and absorbs its own sons and daughters. Artists not only take out false teeth but also often carry their palcties in their hands.