Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1888 — Your Friend Committed Suicide. [ARTICLE]

Your Friend Committed Suicide.

You never suspected it, none of his friends dreamed of it, he did not know it himself, but it is exactly what he did, nevertheless. Do you remember his sallow complexion* Do you recollect how he used to coinplain of headaches and constipation* “I’m getting quite bilious,” he said to you one day, “but I guess it’ll pass off. 1 haven’t done anything for it, because I don’t believe in ‘dosing.’” Soon after that you heard of his death. It was very sudden, and every one was greatly surprised. If he had taken Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets he would be alive and well to-day. Don’t follow his example. The “Pellets” are easy to take, mild in their action, and always sure. Tact is discussing politics with a minister, theology with a politician, and the weather with everybody else. We accidentally overheard the following dialogue on the street yesterday: Jones. Smith, why don’t you stop that disgustng hawking and spitting* Smith. How can I? You know lam a martyr to catarrh. J. Do as I did. I had the disease in its worst form, but I am well now. S. What did you do for it? J. I used Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It cured me and it will cure you. S. I’ve heard of it, and by Jove I’ll try it J. Do so. You’ll find it at all the drugstores in town. Apprehensive—the chickens of last spring.— New Haven News. Moxie has created the greatest excitement as a beverage, in two years, ever witnessed, from the fact that it brings nervous, exhausted, overworked women to good powers of endurance in a few days; cures the appetitojor liquors and tobacco at once, and has recovered a large number of cases of old, helpless paralysis as a food only. If Adam and Eve wore jewels, they must have been gems of the first water.