Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1888 — Warranted. [ARTICLE]

Warranted.

Customer—l thought you told me that this set of furniture was warranted. Dealer —So it is, sir. Customer—Well, it fell all to pieces within a week after I got it. I want a new set. Dealer —Oh, my dear sir, you don’t understand. That set is warranted not to go to pieces until after we get it unloaded from the wagon. It didn’t, did it?— Somerville Journal.