Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1888 — Page 7

Tie Agonies of Lumbago.

i East Broca National Bank, Niw Tome, ) March 10, 1886. f It gives me great pleasure to add my .testimony in favor of Aldcocx's Porous fIPiiASTEBS. Last October I had a Tery severe attack of lumbago, and suffered untold agony; could not turn in bed or get in any position without assistance, tend with pains almost unbearable. The folks suggested AuciCock’s Pobous ‘Plasters. As boob as possible I had one applied to the small of my back, and to my great surprise I experienced almost instant relief. I it until entirely cured, and am happy to say that I have not had the slightest symptoms of Lumbago since. They are a wonderful and valuable Plaster for Lumbago, and I take much pleasure in recommending them.

A Superstitions Negro.

Jim Webster, a colored citizen of Austin, Texas, was recently tried for stealing chickens from Col. Percy Yerger. Webster was convicted and sentenced to a short term of imprisonment. Before the culprit was removed, Col. Yerger, by courtesy of the deputy sheriff, was permitted to converse with him. “See here, Jim, I’d like to know how many of my chickens you have stolen at one time and another,” said Col. Yerger. “Hit seems ter me you has got a heap ob curiosity. I ain’t gwine ter tell yer nuffin,” replid Jim, sulkily. “Jim, here is half a dollar for you if you will tell me how many you stole on your last raid.” “No, san; I ain’t gwine ter tell you nuffin for half a dollar. I knows the number perzackly but I ain’t gwine ter tell yer for no half dollar.” “I’d like to know the truth about it.” “You wants ter know de whole troof?” “Ido.” “I ain’t gwine ter tell yer de whole troof for half a dollar. I ain’t no fifty cents on the dollar niggah.” “It seems to me that if you are willing to tell the whole for a dollar, you can afford to tell half the truth for half a dollar.” “What you mean by dat ar?” ‘Til give you half a dollar and you tell me half the number of chickens you stole. Here’s the half dollar. Now tell me half the number of roosters you stole.” “Lemme see. Half de roosters am five.” “Then you stole ten roosters.” “De Lor! How de debbel you find out dat ar?” “What’s half the number of the hens ?” “Half de number ob de hens am four.” “So you got away with eight hens.” “Dat gets me! Look heah, white man, you’s dangerous, you is. Dar’s some hocus-pocus about you.” “What’s half the number of young pullets you took ?” “Huh! I got yer dar. Can’t split a pullet in two, kin yer, when ypu counts em? Half de pullets am six, and one PRllet ober. Now, how’s .yer gwine ter find out how many pullets dar was ?” “So, you took thirteen pullets.” “Wall, I declare! You must hab been dar yerse’f and counted ’em. Dar’s eumfin crooked about dis transaeshun. Heah, Mister, jess take me and lock me /up in de jail. I don’t feel safe out heah wid dis heah negromancer.” And .Tim /was led off in a dazed condition.— •Texas Siftings.

The Road Healthward Made Easier.

Ton have been ill, we will suppose, and are convalescing slowly. That is, you are trying to 'pick up a little fleßh, to regain some of your wonted color, to accustom your stomach to more • olid nutriment than its recently enfeebled condition permitted you to take. How can you accelerate your snail’s pace healthward? We are warranted by concurrent testimony in affirming that if you will use twice or thrice a day Hostetter’B Stomach Bitters, an enabling tonic of long ascertained purity and tonic virtues, that you will be materially aided. It promotes a flow of the gastric juices, and helps the system to assimilate the nourishment of which it stands so much in need. It remedies a tendency to constipation without convulsing the bowels. The liver it stimulates to renewed activity, safely promotes the action of the kidneys and bladder, and annihilates malaria and rheumatism at the outset.

Another Explosive.

British amthorities have been testing a new smokeless gunpqwder, the composition of which is a secret. Among the claims of its inventor are greater velocity, flatter trajectory, less fouling and less recoil than with ordinary Government powder; while it will keep better, is safer to manufacture and to handle, and is lighter than he cornman powder. It is known as the John-son-Barland powder, and the experiments made are said to have fully justified several of these claims.—Arkansaw Traveler.

A Domestic Fairy Tale.

Wife—“ Toast all right, darling?” Husband—“ Done to a turn, pet.” Wise —“How [hesitates] —how is the coffee ?” Husband—“ Perfection. ” Wife (trembling)—“Not so good as your mother used to make.” Husband (calmly)—My mother never knew how to make coffee at all, precious. ” (Tableau.)

Does the Earth Really More?

Science says that it doci>, but we cannot help wondering sometimes if there isn’t some mistake about it when we see how stubbornly certain old fogies cling to their musty and antiquated ideas. It waH believed once that consumption was incurable, and, although it has been clearly demonstrated that it is not, thousands of old-time physicians close their eyes and put their hands to thetr ears and refuse to abandon the theorv. But for all that the world moves on, and Dr. Pierce’s Golden ; Medical Discovery continues to rescue sufferers from consumptives’ graves. It is a sure cure for this dreaded disease if taken in time. All scrofulous diseases—and consumption is included in the list—yield to it

W. S. PHILLIPS.

Shall Women Be Allowed to Vote?

The question of female suffrage has agitated the tongues and pens of reformers tor many years, and good arguments have been adduced for and against it Many of the softer sex could vote intelligently; aiid many would vote as their husbands did, and give no thought to the merits of s political issue. They would* alt-vote for Dr. Pierce’s favorite Prescription, for they know it is a boon to their sex. It is unequaled for the cure of morning sickness and the countless ills to which women are subject It is the only remedy for woman’s peculiar weaknesses and ailments sold by druggists under s positive guarantee from the manufacturers that it will give satisfaction in every case or money will be refunded. See guarantee on wrapper around bottle. Thebe is no writer that shall not perish; but what his hand has written endnreth forever. Write, therefore, nothing but what will please thee when thou shall see it in the day of resurrection. —Arab say ings. i sea-green glass vase has recently been found in Bologna. It beats all what these butchers will put in bologna.

“Purgatory Bullets.”

An excited Irishman lately rushed into a Boston drug store, having a “broken-up” appearauce generally. “Be jabbers!” he yelled, “I'm all wroDg entoirely. I want some shtuff to straighten me out Some o’ thim ‘Purgatory Bullets’ will fix me, I’m thinkin’. What d’ye tax for thim?” “What do you mean?” asked the clerk. ‘“Purgatory Bullets,’ sor, or somethin’’loike that, they call thim,” replied the man. “Shure, I’m in purgatory already, with headache, and liver complaint, aud bad ahtom&ch, and the divil knows what all.” The clerk passed out a vial of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellet*, and Pat went off contented. Theqe little Pellets cure all derangements of liver, stomach aud bowels. Sugar-coated, little larger thau mustard seeds, and pleasant to taka Druggists. A Vermont woman broke her jaw, and her husband facetiously called her tha “ex-speaker.” —New York Star.

In General Debility, Emaciation,

Consumption, and wasting in children, Scott’s Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites is a most valuable food and medicine. It creates an appetite for food, strengthens the nervous system, and builds up the body. Please read: “I tried Scott’s Emulsion on a young man whom physicians at times gave up nope. Since he began using the Emulsion his cough has ceased, gained flesh and strength, and from all appearances his life will be prolonged many years.” —John Sullivan, Hospital Steward, Morganza, Pa. A man died last week from the effects of tobogganing. This miscellaneous chuting should be stopped. nioxlc has created the greatest excitement as a beverage, in two years, ever witnessed. from the fact that it brings nervous, exhausted, overworked women to good powers of enduTance in a few days; cures the appetite for liquors and tobaeco at onoe, and has recovered a large number of cases of old, helpless paralysis as a food only. A farmer always wants the earth. Without it he could do nothing.- Boston Post.

“The City of Destiny.”

Washington Territory, with its magnificent climate—no blizzards, cyclones, or thunder-storms —great forests, diversified mineral weulth, water power, fisheries, rich soil, and opportunities in larming, stock and fruit raising, gardening, etc., is attracting a tide of settlement. Trtcoma, the railway center and seaport of the Territory, the entrepot of Asian and Alaskan trade, offers fine chances for homes and investments. For particulars, address Kennedy & Wheeler, Tacoma, W. T. A DRY*disconrso— A temperance lecture. —Puck.

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||WE tyfllDllED DOLIAI^/^^l H \ For a case of Catarrh in the Head which they cannot euro. \\ 7/15 fCornuouT, I?»7.1

CATARRH IN THE HEAD. r SYMPTOMS OF THE heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal passages, discharges falling from the head into the throat, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid; the eyes are weak; there is ringing in the ears, deafness, hacking or coughing to dear the throat, expectoration of offensive matter, t(Wether with scabs from ulcers; the voice is changed and has a nasal twang"; the breath is offensive; smell and taste impaired; there is a sensation of dizziness, with mental depression, a hacking cough and general debility. Only a few 01 the above-named symptoms are likely to be present in any one case. Thousands of cases annually, without manifesting half of the above symptoms, result in consumption, and end In the grave. No disease is so common, more deceptive and dangerous, leas understood, or more unsuccessfully treated by physicians. Passssit 11 Orunr If 3*ra would remove an evil, strike at it* LUMMOX DENSE root ~ ■ A,B tbe predisposing or real cause of T catarrh is, in the majority of cases, some IRFITMPHT weakness, impurity, or otherwise faulty inuimuil, condition of the system, in attempting to curc th o disease our chief aim must be directed to the removal of that cause. The more wo see of this odious disease, and we-treat successfully thousands of cases annually at the InvafKfe’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, the more do we realise the importance of cembining with the use of a local, soothing and healing application, a thorough and persistent intern&l use of blood-cleansing: And tonic medicines. i? «atarrh and all the various diseases with unIFF which it is so frequently complicated, as throat, _ bronchial, and lung diseases, weak stomach, caKFIIANnF & rrh ' a deafness, weak orin flamed eyes, impure IIbUMUt, blood, scrofulous and other taints, the wonder. ful powers and virtues of Dr. Pierce’s Golden Med. leal Discovery cannot be too strongly extolled. It has a specific

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Our Next President." TO THE PUBLIC: /"'"''W we submit our L y If® RHEUMATIC BYRUP ' FORMULA for your kind cos- * AND rii actfrr .idhrutte*. It is not* peculiar ■7 /flEr No highly remedy put up to tell for a cent a , endorsed by its home people, in dose. We challenge the world to the treatment of Rheumatism and produce a medicine equal to it in ~ PamJhtelftSSi merit as a family remedy. The tiam, and aU Blood abd Yamal a. combination makes it the greatest Diseases, sent free on application. *ni SW J' • Rheumatic Blood Medicine IN THE WORLD. JACKSON. mIK?*

PASRARA IAGNADA. As * Inxstlre it wni’reU store the bowels to their normal condition Without pain or griping, and has remarkable virtue in the treatment of habitual constipation, indigestion, and as a took for the stomach it has no rival, as used in this syrup. BLACK COHOSH, •» »««<1 in this syrup, 4 a powe?(I tul sad useful remedy, acting primarily oo the nerymis system, kidneys and uterine organs. lINICCNN BOOT. 1" dll disuse* of women it U stands drat and foremost aa a tonic and regulator. Its value cannot be overestimated as used herein. TAMARACK 4 tonic, diuretic, alterative and laxI ativc.

IN ADDITION to thte ABOVE, which are everywhere recognised by the MEDICAL FACULTY as being the best known Blond Tonics, our medicine contains EARS DRUGS, rendering Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup' UNRIVALED in merit. It is a Haft Family Medicine, because It contains no polsan or opiate*. ■ i Children, invalids and delicate persons will find it the best medicine and tonic they can use. No hem# ; should be without it. Always in season. Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. i j If you cannot procure it of your druggist, send direct to us. Price Jt.oo; 6 bottles ss.oo. Plasters *sC[ TESTIMONIALS WORTHY OF CONFIDENCE. 4j

Bfy daughter Maud has used Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup and Plasters, which you io strongly recommended her to try for inflammatory rheumatism. Her iimhs were badly swollen, and the-poor girl was in terrible ngonv. in the midst of the pain we wound the PlaMers about her limbs, and,,as a result the swelling Wat reduced snd she became quiet and rested. The syrup corrected her indigestion, cleansed the rheumatic poison from her blood, and she is now able to be around the house. Hibbard’s Rheumatic. Syrup and Plastnrs are remedies of great merit. RsvJ. Roberts, Pastor First M. E. Church, Fremont, Miatt,

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effect upon the lining mucous membranes of the nasal and other n 1 r-passages, promoting the natural secretion of their follicles and glands, thereby softening the diseased and thickened membrane,; and restoring it to its natural, thin, delloato, moist, healthy condition. As a blood-purifier, it is unsurpassed. As those diseases which complicate catarrh are diseases or the lining mucous membranes, or of the blood, it will readily be seen why this medicineto so well calculated to cure them. j As* local application for healing the diseased oondl-u LDCfIL tion ,n the he “d, Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy is beyond 1 : nil comparison the beat preparation ever invented.! AetTUT It is mild and pleasant to use, producing no smarting Hai.ll l ■ or pain, and containing no strong, irritating, or oauotic drug, or other polaon. This Remedy is a powerful antiseptic, and speedily destroys all bad smell whloh aocomtanles so many cases of catarrh, thug affording great oomfort to those who suffer from this disease. , The Golden Medical Discovery is tbs natural/ PERMANENT helpmate "of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, It * not only cleanses, purifies, regulates, and builds niIRCO up the system to a healthy standard, and oonUUIIE.O. quers throat, bronchial, and lung complication*. when any such exist, but, from its speciflo effects upon the lining membrane of the nasal passages, it aids materially in restoring the diseased, thickened, or uloerated membrane to a healthy condition, and thus eradicates the disease. When a cure is effected in this manner it is permanent. Both Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy are sold by druggists the world over. Discovery *I.OO, six bottles for *5.00. Dr. Bage's Catarrh Remedy 60 cents; half-dozen bottles *2.60. A complete Treatise on Catarrh, giving valuable bints as to Clothing, diet, and other matters of importance, will bo mailed, post-paid to any address, on receipt of a 2-cent postage stamp. Address, World’s Dispensary Medical Association, No. M 3 Main Street, Bustaxo, N. Y»

PUL YEN'S ROOT *• powerfully chetagogue, workV log with great energy on the liver, it U also an excellent tonic, laxative and alterative, acting upon the secretive and absorbent glands of the body. OJARDRAKE “ powerful in ita action, working ITI with grout energy upon the liver and small intestines, and ia invariably used for habitual constipation. BURDOCK no equal for the cure of Rheumatism, D bypaths, Kidney, Liver and all Skin Diseases, aa used heroin. POKE RBQT4 cathartic and anti-scrofulous: highly I esteemed for its virtues in curing Gout, Rheumatism, Syphilis, Scrotula,Cancer and ail Skin Diseases.

Albion, Mich., Dec. jo, tßßy.— While employed as agent of the Michigan Central Railroad Company at. Augusta, Mich., about seven years ago, my kidneys became diseased, and I have been a great suAerer ever since. Have consulted tha leading physicians i of this city and Ann Arbor, and all pronounced thy case Bright's disease. Suffering under a very severe attack in October last, began taking Hibbard's Rheu- i malic Syrup, and am today a wall lit affords tnt pleasure to render tuilisring humanity any good j that I can, snd in speaking ofthe remedy, allow ma Ip say that I think it UM greatest medicine in the , the world. S. ItaSHLgKB, Agent M. C. R. R. ||

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