Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1888 — How It Might Be, Sometimes. [ARTICLE]

How It Might Be, Sometimes.

Cashier —Not a dollar of that $200,000 you Dave been lending to your stock-broking friends can be collected. Director—l see. The bank will have to break, but if it does the directors may land in the penitentiary. You have no money ahead, I suppose ? “Not a cent.” , “I thought,s.o v . ( We have kept your salary small oh purpose.” “Eh?” / “You -will be out of a position and likely to starve when the bank breaks.” “I know it. ” .A “Well, here’s $20,000. Take it and go to Canada. I’ll announce that you haver skipped with $220,000, but we’ll take*-,'gpod care not to find you.”— Omaha World.