Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 June 1888 — A Bright South. [ARTICLE]

A Bright South.

An Austin parent has a dreadfully stupid boy. The other day the olcknan told him to bring him the boot jack, but the boy couldn’t find it, although he tumbled right over it. “What have you got your eyes for?” isked the irate parent. The boy thought and thought, and finally he said: “To open them in the morning when [wakeup.” When the boy grows up he ;will make i boss night watchman or a policeman. “Oh, my friends, there are some spectades that a person never forgets,” said a ecturer, after giving a graphic description )f a terrible accident he had witnessed. I’d like to know where they sells ’em,” renarked. an old lady in the andience, who is always mislaying her