Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 June 1888 — Some Were Missing. [ARTICLE]

Some Were Missing.

Buskins was very pious, very fond of the ladies, and very bald on the back of his head. The other evening he was calling on a Connecticut avenue girl, and was giving her a great deal of church talk. “Ah, Miss Charlotte," he said, “we are watched over very carefully. Even the hairs of our head are numbered.” “Yes, Mr. Buskins,” she replied, with deep enthusiasm, “but some of the back numbers of yours appear to be missing.”— Washington Critic. “I am weary of livinv.” moaned poor Mrs. Black, “For I’m fairly worn out with the ache in my back; My nerves are a chain Of weakness and pain, And my poor head is aching as if it would crack.” “Now, don’t be discouraged, * cried good Mrs. White, “It is never so dark but there's promise of light; I can tell you, in brief. What will give you relief Pierce’s Favorite Prescription will soon set you right “ It is the only remedy for woman’s peculiar weaknesses and ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded. See guarantee on bottle-wrapper. Large bottles (100 doses) 81; six for f 5. Why call a man a crank, when no one can turn him?