Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 May 1888 — A Dish of New P’s. [ARTICLE]

A Dish of New P’s.

P stands for Pudding, for Peach, and for Pear, And likewise for Poetry and Prose ; The Parrot, the Pigeon that Hies in the air, The Pig with a ring in his nose; For Paper and Pen, for Printer and Press, For Physic and People who sell it; But when you are sick, to relieve your distress, Take at once Pierce’s Purgative Pellet. Oh, yes, indeed! These are the P’s for you, poor, sick man or woman. Nothing like them for keeping the bowels and stomach regulated and in order—tiny, sugar-coated granules, scarcely larger than mustard seeds. They work gently but thoroughly. A man may be truthful iu everything else, but he always played a better game of billiards several years ago than he does now.— Philadelphia Call. Many imitators, but no equal, has Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. A signal failure—A futile attempt to stop a street-car.