Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 May 1888 — The Important Question. [ARTICLE]

The Important Question.

Mr. Newtie (on the tour) —Why, my dear, you look pale and worried. What is it? Mrs. Newtie—Oh, nothing, love. Mr. Newtie—Not homesick already, dear? Mrs. Newtie —Oh, no, not a bit. (Reluctantly. ) I was just wondering whether that stupid-looking reporter would spell “tulle” right in describing the wedding.— Tid-Bits. All of us are ready to laugh at the old farmer who blows out the gas in his room at the hotel, but what sort of work would we make putting new bows into the ox-yoke or hanging a scythe? —Detroit Free Press.