Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 May 1888 — The Prop erest Way. [ARTICLE]

The Prop erest Way.

First Texan—l don’t believe that yarn about Martin blowing out the gas in Washington. Second Texan—l don’t neither. Every darned fool knows the properest way is to wet your fingers and put it out. You know they got up just sich a lie on Began—said that he tuck a bath.— Texas Siftings.