Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 May 1888 — The Pine-Tree Diet. [ARTICLE]

The Pine-Tree Diet.

Restaurant waiter (in Washington)— “Member of Congress, sah?” New customer (handing his hat and coat)— “Yes.” Waiter—“ What State, sah?” Customer—“ From Maine.” Waiter (vociferously)—“Bread an 1 milk an’ pie fer one.”— Omaha World.