Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1888 — Page 7

HUMOR.

Always at the front—the hired girt Should be put down—a new carpet Shades of our grandmothers—oil calico. A COUNTEB-STATEMENT wash.” “What kind of tobacco, is this?” asked the customer; “long cut or fine cut?” “Connecticut,” replied the dealer. —Burlington Free Preus. Hand in hand the milkman goes With the Prohibition lout, , For both delight in tuneful flows Of the gurgling water spout. —Texas Siftings. Sunday School Teacher—How did Daniel happen to be in the lion’s den ? Bad boy—He started out to “buck the tiger” and got in the wrong room.—Arcola Record. Many a man who thinks he bears a great enterprise on his shoulders is simply round-shouldered from carrying a large load of self-conceit Shoe and Leather Reporter. Waiter (to departing guest—Do you know, sir, that you remind me forcibly of the Spaniards at the capture of Grenada? Departing Guest—How so? Waiter—You give no quarter.— Life. Magistrate (to witness) —Do you know the nature of an oath, Uncle Bastus? Uncle Rastus—l reckon I does, yo’ Honah. Ise owned a balky mule for foahteen ya’.— New York Sun. The New Haven newspapers are advertising an “exhibition of old masters” in that city. Probably the senior members of the Yale faculty form the nucleus of the collection. Washington Star.

“Just think, Laura, what happens! Here is a proposal from the wealthy owner of an immense menagerie, and he assures me that now he is in want of nothing more but me!”— Fliegende Blaetter. Tobacconist customer—The figure of the Indian is all right and true to nature, but I don’t understand why you put that bottle of rum in his hand. Sign sculptor—Reckon you’ve never seen a live Injun, boss.— Tid-Blts. Miss Churchman—O, yes, I always deny myself in Lent. I give up cards, music, frivolous reading, and unedifying conversation. Now, what do you give up ? Mr. Mundane (reflectively) 1 think I’ll give up calling here.—Accident News. “George,” asked the teacher of a Sunday-school class, “whom, above all others, shall you wish to see when you get to Heaven?” With a face brightening up with anticipation the little fellow shouted: “Gerliah!” Boston Christian Register. “I’ve brought these pillows back. My wife says she won’t have them in the house.” “Why, my dear sir, those pillows are a bargain. We marked them down —” “Yes, I know you did, 'but my wife declares they’re nothing but hens’ feathers.”— Boston Transcript

Miss Marlboro—l had such a misfortune to-day, Professor. My parrot escaped and I haven’t seen it since. Professor (of mathematics) —Indeed? How sad! And yet, do you know, Miss Marlboro, your affliction* could be beautifully diagrammed. Miss Miss Marlboro—Ah? Professor—Yes; it’s a pollygone.— Detroit Free Press. Wise —My dear, I don’t know what lam going to do; the company is only half served and the refreshments are giving out. Hubby—Well, if Browne is here we are perfectly safe. Wife—but I don’t see how it is going to remedy the difficulty. Hubby—Why, get him to read that theory of his “Coming Man,” and you will see the guests disappear like smoke.— Judge. A little girl who made too much noise in the early morning in her sick mother’s room was put out in the hall, and soon after a miserable old rag doll, of which she was very fond, was tossed out to her. This was the “straw” that did it Snatching up her beloved, and hugging it tightly in her arms, with streaming eyes she sobbed out to her grandma: “I wouldn’ a tared, but what has Judy done?” — Boston Globe.

Fall of Man.

“That was the second time I’ve fallen to-day,” remarked a New York gentleman to a friend. “Did you fall before ?” “No; I fell the other way.” “Humph! You remind me of a bank cashier. You lost your balance and then you fell behind.” HE TOOK A DROP. A. —“As I was going down Broadway I saw Jones take a drop all by himself. ” B. “Why, he is a Son of Temperance. I can’t believe that he drinks. ” “I didn’t say that he did drink. He only took a drop on the sidewalk—sat down heavily on the sidewalk, you know.”— Texas Siftings.

A Social Fall.

An English gentleman and his wife, who had been traveling in Sicily, fell into conversation one day with the driver of the vehicle in which they were riding. “I was not always as you see me, ” said the driver sadly. “I once occupied a much higher position.” The travelers lent their ears at once for a romantic story of nobility in distress. “Yes,” added the driver. “I was once a brigand, and all the men of my family occupied the same honorable position, but I became engaged to a girl whom I loved to distraction, and she disliked the profession on account of its risks, persuaded me to give it up, so now, alas! I am only a carriage driver," — Troy Press,

A Pill in Time, Saves Nine!

Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets are preventive as well as curative. A few of these “Little Giants,” taken at the right time, with little expense and no iuconveniencs, will accomplish what many dollars and much sacrifice of time will fail to do after Disease once holds you with hi a iron grasp. Constipation relieved, the Liver regulated, the Blood purified, will fortify against fevers and all contagious diseases. Persons intending •travel, changing diet, water, and climate, wifi find invaluable Dr. Pierce’.s Pleasant Purgative Pellets. In vials convenient to carry. “I get your views.“ as the constable said when he levied on a stereoscopic show. — Ttxas Siftings. If all so-called remedies have failel, Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy cures. The statement that “All’s fair in love” is repudiated by the brunettes. The People of Lake County , Wild with Excitement Over the Discovery of the Eighth Wonder of the World. T. Heffernan, Baldwin, Mich.: I have had rheumatism all over my body and limbs for two years. Have doctorod with some of the moat eminent physicians in Grand Rapids; also spent three months in the Reed City Hospital; during the time I was unable to go up or down stairs moat of the time. I suffered terribly. By your advice I began taking Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup, and from the first it seemed to touch every place in my body, affecting my whole system. I at once began to improve; have taken four bottles and am entirely cured. I believe it to be the greatest medicine in the world for a family remedy. Yours truly, Charles Rowe. July 23, 1887. Every word of the above is true, and the man is never done talking about your medicine and the wonderful cure it has effected Yours respectfully, T. Heffernan. Noah’s voyage is scarcely more famous than the widow’s creuse.— Texas Siftings. Sufferers from Cougbg, Sore Throat, etc., should try “Brown's Bronchial Troches,” a simple but sure remedy. Sold only in boxes. Price 25 cts. He (ardently)—l’d give a thousand millions to win your love, Adelaide. She — Cash?

SOMETHING WORTH READING.

Extract from the New York World—A Most Wonderful Remedy, “New' Yoke, March 23, 1888. "I hive been a sufferer from nervousness and nervous prostration for years, and have tried many things, but without the least good. Hearing so muon about Dr. Greene's Nervura Nerve Tonic from my tn. ads and others whom it cured, I at last decided to tase it. Its effects are really almost magical, for it immediate y takes away that nervous, restless, and we;.x feeling or sense of exhaustion, and restores one to a perfect condition of health. It is a great boon and a wonderful blessing to nervous people. “Lucie Werner.” This wonderful remedy, whose praise is upon everybody’s lips, must be the most marvelous in its curative powers of any remedy ever discovered. We hear every day of remarkable cures of nervousness, nervous weakness, exhaustion, paralysis, or other nervous diseases effected by this great nerve tonic and restorative. Here a person rescued from the grave, as was Mrs. Annie Donovan, of Attawaugan, Conn.; there a case saved from that terrible disease, insanity, as was Mr. W. C. Miles, of 40 Blue Hill avenue, Boston, Mass. ; again, cures of paralysis of years’ standing, like that of Mr. Alexander Horn, of the Marine Asylum, Philadelphia, Pa., who had not been able to walk before for years; or restoration from the severest neuralgia and rheumatism, like the case of Mr. James Bown, of 27 Market street. New York City. Cures of sleeplessness, with nervous aud physical exhaustion, are very frequent, the wonderful cure of Mrs. W. F. Abbe, of 19 Affleck street, Hartford, Conn., being only one among thousands. Altogether, the remarkable powers of Dr. Greene’s Nervura Nerve Tonic in curing all forms of nervous diseases like the above, and restoring to health sufferers from nervousness, nervous weakness, nervous debility, despondency, depression of mind, headache, trembling, numbness, dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, the opium or chloral habit, etc., have demonstrated it to be a remedy of wonderful powers, and at times of almost miraculous effects in curing disease. It is not to be wondered at, therefore, that drug stores everywhere are overwhelmed with orders for this remarkab'c remedy, and it is almost impossible to supply the demands from the hundreds of thousands of sufferers from nervous diseases. All druggists keep the remedy at 81 per bottle, and its low price places it’ within the reach of all. If your druggist does not have it, he will get it for you.

LOOK YOUNG, prevent tendency to wrinkles or ageing of the skin by using Leaurelle Oil. Preserves a youthful, plump,fresh condition of the features. A transparent alabaster skin, sl. Druggists or exp. E. 8. Wells, Jersey City, N.J. Farmers and others who have a little leisure time for the next few months will find it their interest to write to B. F. Johnson & Co., of Richmond, whose advertisement appears in another column. They offer great inducements to persons to work for them all or part of their time. ROUGH ON PILES. Quick, complete cure. 50c. BUCHU-PAIBA, Great Kidney Remedy. 81. WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER for weak men. WELLS’ HAIR BALSAM If gray, gradually restores color; elegant tonic dressing. 50c. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c. “ROUGH ON ITCH” Ointment cures Skin Humors, Pimples, Flesh Worms, Ring Worm, Tetter, SaltHh"u n. Frosted Feet, Chilblains, Itch, Ivy Poison,Barber’s Itch, Scald Head,Eczema. 50c. Druggists or mail E. S. Wells, Jersey City,N.J.

JACOBS oil RHEUMATISM. Corroborative and Conclusive Testimony. Lowell, Uu>., July 0, ICB7. Gentlemen;--Mr. Lewis Dennis has just called upon me, and informs me that the boy Orin Kobinson, who was a poor cripple on crutches, and was cured by St. Jacobs Oil in 1881; the cure bus remained permanent. The young man has been and Is now at work at manual labor; the casr certainly proves the efficacy of St. Jacobs Oil. DK. GEO. 0. OSGOOD, M. D. Sold by Druyffists and Dealers Evcnjwjicre.. Che Charles A. Vo-elcr Co., Balto., Md. to S 8 a day. Samples worth g 1.50, FREE. Lines not under the horse’s feet. Write Brewster Safety Rein Holder Co., Holly, Mich MENTION THIS PAPER wuk.m wuitino to autscti.ska. “OUR DEPORTMENT.” That grand book, over 470,000 copies sold and the demand continues. LIBERAL TERMS to agents. F. B, DICKERSON & CO., Detroit, Mich. CO E E r^ tl ! r T T ttoi? rK r Moody s New Tailor System of Dress ■ IlfelaCutUng. MOODY & CO.. Cincinnati, O. MIMTION THIS PAPER wbbk vamM to adv*bti«bu. KIDDER’B PABTILLEB.BS.t S ™<i ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■CharJestown, Maas. MENTION 1 HIS UAFE.K WHH'- wki'llnm Ti» advsktikkki* SIOO, to, S3OO us. Agents preferred who can furnish their own horses aud give their whole time to the business. Spare moments may be profitably employed also. A few vacancies in towns and cities. B. F. JOHNSON * CO.. 1013 Main St., Richmond, Va.

A Woman’s Confession.

“Do you know, Mary, I once actually contemplated suicide?” “You horrify me, Mrs. B. Tell me about it” “I was suffering from chronic weakness. I believed myself the most unhappv woman in the world.' I looked ten years older than 1 really was, and I felt twenty. Life seemed to hsve nothing in it worth liv.ng for." “I hsve experienced all those symptoms myself. Well*" “Well, I was saved at the eleventh hour from the commission of a deed which I shudder to think of. A friend advised me to take Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. I did so. In an incredibly short time I felt like a new be ng. The ‘Prescription’ cured me, and I owe Dr. Pierce a debt of gratitude which I can never repay. ’ An old colored minister invariably begins his sermons with this sentence, “Brethren, mv sermon is basted on the following text.”

Consumption Surely Cured.

To the Editor Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the abovenamed disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have consumption if tne’y will send me their Express and P. O. address. Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C.. 181 Pearl St.. N. Y. “ROUGH ON RATS,” for rat", mice, bugs. 15c. “Roughon Catarrh.” Only absolute cure. 50c. “Rough on Corns,” Hard or soft corns. 15c. “Rough on Toothache. ” lustant relief. 15c.

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FOR Cures Neuralgia, Toothache, Headache, Catarrh, Croup, Sore Throat. L RHEUMATISM, Lame Back, Stiff Joints, Sprains, Bruises. Burns, Wounds, Old Sores and All Aches and Pains. Trie many testimonials received by us more than F® claim for thia valuable remedy. It not i»°2» r relieves the most severe pains, bat . It Cures You. That's tho Idea I Bold by Druggist.. 40 eta. Song Book mailed free. Address WIZARD OIL COMPANY CHICAG&

100 Doses This is not a catch line only, but is I I origin Iwith and true only of Hood’s ■ ■ Sarsaparilla, which is ■ V I I M the best spring medi- | J I I cine and blood purifier. " Now. reader, prove It Take a bottle home and measure its contents. You will find it to hold 100 teaspoonfula. Now read the directions, and you will find that the average doso for persona of different ages is less than a teaapoonful. Thus the evidence of the peculiar strength anil economy of Hood's Sarsaparilla is conclusive and unanswerable. "Feeling languid and dizzy, having no appetite and no ambition to work, I took Hood’s Sarsaparilla, with the beat results. As a health invigorator and for general debility I think it superior to anything else* ' A. A. Rizxh. Utica. N. Y. "My wife and myself were both generally run down. Hood's Sarsaparilla brought us out of that tired feeling, and made ua feel like young people again. It hai done more for us than all other tnedi-1 cine* together.* Richard Hawkhumt, Amityville, Long Island, N. Y. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared ohly by C. I. HOOD A CO.. Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

LIT°TLE LIVER PILLS. JiEWAItE OF IMITATIONS. ALIWATS ASK FOR DR. PIERCE’S PEtIETS, OR LITTLE SUGAR-COATED PILLS. Beina entirely vegetable, they operate without disturbance to tho system, diet, or occupation. Put up in gloss vials, hermetically sealed. Always fresh and reliable. A® a laxative, alterative, or purgative, these little Pellets give tho most perfect satisfaction. SICK HEADACHE. Bilion® Headache, W. Dizziness, Constlpation, Indigestion. VX-Of NIL Bilious Attacks, and all jl derangements of the stoniach and bowels, are prompt- *7f|L ly relieved and permanently JfWk, cured by tho use of Dr. * Pierce’® Pleasant Purgative Pellet®. In explanation of the remedial power of these Pellets over so great a variety of diseases, it may truthfully be said that their action upon the system is universal, not a gland or tissue escaping their sanative influence. Sold by druggists, 25 cents a vial. Manufactured at the Chemical Laboratory of World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Ey/nHfei* is offered by tho manufacturer 7 S ers of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Fr ’k Hemodri for a case of Chronic Nasal Catarrh which they cannot cure. SYMPTOMS OF CATARRH.- Dull, heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal passages, discharges falling from the head into the throat, sometimes profusfc, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid; the eyes are weak, watery, and inflamed; there is ringing in the ears, deafness, hacking or coughing to clear the throat, expectoration of offensive matter, together with scabs from ulcers; the voice is changed and has a nasal twang; the breath is offensive; smell and taste are impaired ; there is a sensation of dizziness, with mental depression, a backing cough and general debility. Only a few of the above-named symptoms are likely to be present in any one case. Thousands of coses annually, without manifesting half of the above symptoms, result in consumption, and end in the grave. No disease is so common, more deceptive and dangerous, or less understood by physicians. By its inild, soothing, and healing properties. Dr, Sage’s’ Catarrh Remedy cures the worst cases of Catarrh, “cold in the head.” Coryza, and Catarrhal Headache. Sold by druggists everywhere; 50 cent®. “ Untold Agony from Catarrh.” Prof. W. Hausner, tho famous mesmerist, of Ithaca, N. Y., writes: “ Some ten years ago I suffered untold agony from chronic nasal catarrh. My family physician gave me up os incurable, and said I must die. My ease was such a had one, that every day, towards sunset, my voice would become so hoarse I could barely speak above a whisper. In the morning my coughing and clearing of my throat would almost strangle me. By the use of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, in throe montbs, I was a well man, and the cure has been permanent.” “Constantly Hawking and Spitting.” , Thomas J. Rushing, Esq., t9oe Pine Street, St. Louie, Mo., writes: “I was a great sufferer from catarrh for three years. At times I could hardly breathe, and was constantly hawking and spitting, and for tho last eight months could not breathe through the nostrils. I thought nothing could be done for me. Luckily, I was advised to try Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, and I am now a well man. I believe it to be the only sure remedy for catarrh now manufactured, and one has only to give it a fair trial to experience astounding results and a permanent cure.” Three Bottles Cure Catarrh. Eli Robiiins, Runyan P. 0., Colunitria Co., Pa., says: “My daughter had catarrh when she was five years old. very badly. I saw Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy advertised, and procured a bottle for her, and soon saw that it helped her; a third bottle effected a permanent cure. She is now eighteen years old and sound and hearty.” | ySf ® W great;» our faith we can cure you, dear! fl flk W ■•uflmr, we will mail enough to convince, tjLJ B, ft. Laudxmbami A Cohg NawarkgAi® J® «I prescribe and fully entree Big G as the only leciflc for the certain cure I this disease. .H. INGRAHAM,M. D., Amsterdam, N. Y. We have sold Big G for lany years, and it has given the best of satisfaction. D. B. DYCHE A CO.. Chicago, 111. 1.00. Sold by Druggists, O N. U. No. 15 -S8 AIT HEN WRITING TO ilk. P ,e »* e ’“X saw the advertisement •a tai® paper.