Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 April 1888 — Page 3

AN EMPRESS AND HER PETS.

Ho* Napoleon Sought to Win Marie Louise’s Love. Marie Louise’s dog was a slim Italian greyhound, and as far as she was concerned it proved to be a very winsome bit of dogflesh. It twined itself into her affections by its graceful ways. She had her other pets—her singing birds and her parrot—in her boudoir at Vienna, a room where, we read, there was “scarcely a thing, down to the carpet on the floor, which was uot the work of some loved hand.” Mme. Junot says when the Archduchess became Empress she had to leave her fawncolored favorite behind her at Vienna. In the memoir of the Empress Marie Louise by Saint Arnaud, he says it was at Munich “she was compelled to separate from a little dog she loved dearly, which the Countess (Lazansky) had to take back to Vienna with her.” The reason of this was that Napoleon did not like dogs. Mme. Junot says, “the Emperor used to be annoyed by Josephine’s favorite pet dogs, with Fortune at the head.” The Empress cried bitterly when she found the plaintivefaced little hound had to return with her grand mistress. Every one was anxious to swell the train of this new Empress. She longed to keep her coaxing little friend beside her, because she knew it alone cared to be with her, not because she was the wife of the man who had so much of Europe in his grasp, but simply because it worshiped her from the depth of its true little heart. “It was a cruel separation,” writes Mme. Junot, “and the Empress and her favorite parted with a duo of complaints. ” “ The acquisition of a colossal empire did not console the sovereign for the loss of a little dog,” says another historian. It is satisfactory to know that the timid, shrinking hound was not long parted from the Empress. Berthier told Napoleon of Marie Louise’s tears over leaving her dog, her feathered friends, her room made dear by cherished association, and Napoleon prepared a delectable surprise for his wife, a strategy to win her love. Leading her from the balcony of the Tuileries, where he had presented her to the people who had thronged below, he led her, in wonderment as to her destination, up a dimly lighted corridor. A woe-begone greyhound had been sitting in a room there forlorn and puzzled till it heard a step it knew, and, whining with impatience, sprang out when Napoleon opened the door. The phlegmatic Empress greeted her recovered pet wlh effusion. She knew its adoration was genuine. The fickle multitude that cheered her might turn on her as they had turned on her grand-aunt, the Queen of , France; but this four-legged courtier • was genuine and stanch. In the room where her trusty favorite awaited her Marie Louise found her birds, her music, “in fact, every article was there, and placed in the room in the same manner as she had left them on quitting her paternal roof.” Napoleon was well pleased with the delight his kindly thoughtfulness gave the Empress, and maybe honored the overjoyed hound with some notice. Four years after this the dog left the Tuileries with the Empress and her son. It returned, to Vienna with her, loving her as truly as a pensioner and a prisoner at her father’s court as w<ien she was Empress over a powerful nation.— Art Journal.

A Woman of Modern Society.

Mrs. Lasante is a woman wise in her day and generation, and if with the wisdom of the serpent she sometimes combines other qualities than the harmlessness of the dove, she is at least a leader in society, the best dressed woman of her set, and a most fascinating companion for all men with the possible exception of her husband. Mrs. Lasante recently gave a very brilliant dinner party, to which she felt obliged to ask Mr. and Mrs. Mayance, although she distinctly did not desire their presence. “Of course, I shall invite them,” she confided to a friend; “but do you know I feel somehow that they won’t come.” Her manner was so significant that her friend laughingly asked: “How will you manage that?” “Oh, I can’t tell,” was the reply. “I shall not do anything, of course, but things generally happen the way I want them to.” And this is what did happen: On the morning of the day appointed for the dinner, there was dropped into a street letter-box a badly soiled and muddled envelope bearing Mrs. Lasante’s monogram, and addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Mayance. Across it was written in pencil, “Picked up on the street.” And it indicates how unworthy was Mrs. Mayance to shine at one of Mrs. Lasante’s brilliant assemblages, that she really believed that the whole thing was an accident, and sent the most profound apologies for not having responded sooner. As it was, she was unfortunately engaged. Singularly enough, in making out her private list for the dinner, Mrs. Lasante had never thought to write the names of Mr. and Mrs. Mayance at all Boston Globe.

Well Enough to Wait.

It is always advisable to hear the end of a sentence. A literary man for instance, once said to one of his lady friends: “Will you accept my hand ” Gushing maiden—“ Why, er so sudden—so unexpected.” Litterary man - (proceeding unmoved) “Book on political economy?” Somewhat similar is a story told of another couple. He—“ How bright the stars are to-night! They are always as bright as ” She (expecting “your eyes”)—“O, you flatter me!” He (pro-ceeding)—-“They were last night.”— Chambers' Journal,

The Lessons of “ Unser Fritz'” Case.

The greatest doctor* in Europe don’t *eem to know what ails “Unser Fritz. 4 Thu* are the Garfield and Grant episodes repeated, and public confidence in “expert” medical Knowledge is again shaken. The effect is a revulsion. Since the fatal days of 1883, many of the doctrines of the schoolmen concerning extensive medication have been abandoned, and all schools of practice are more and more relying upon old-fashioned simple root and herb preparations and careful nursing—the only reliances known to our ancestor*. These methods and reliances are illustrated to-day in a series of old-fashioned roots and herbs preparations recently given to the world by the well-known proprietors of Warner’s safe cure—preparations made from formula possessed by many of our oldest families, and rescued for popular use, and issued under the happy designation of Warner’s Log Cabin Remedies. “My son,” exclaimed a venerable woman to the writer when he was a boy, “my son, you’r yeller and pale and weak’like lookin’, you’r needin’ a good shaking up with some sas’paril.” A jug of spring sarsaparilla was just as necesssary in the “winter supplies” of fifty years ago as was a barrel of pork, and a famous medical authority says that the very general prevalence of the use of such a preparation as Log Cabin Sarsaparilla explains the rugged health of our ancestors. While Warner’s Log Cabin Sarsaparilla k an exaellent remedy for all seasons of the year, it is particularly valuable iu the spring, when the system is full of sluggish blood and r. quires a natural constitutional tonic and invigorator to resist colds and pneumonia and the effects of a long winter. Pnilo M. Parsons, clerk of the City Hotel of Hartford, Conn., was prostrated with a cold which, he says, “seemed to settle through my body. I neglected it, and the result was my blood became impoverished and poisoned, indicated by inflamed eyes. I was treated, but my eyes grew worse. I was obliged to wear a shade over them. I feared that 1 would be obliged to give up work. ” “Under the operation of Warner’s Log Cabin Sarsaparilla and Liver Pills,” he says, “the sore and inflamed eyes disappeared. My blood, I know, is in a healthier condition than it has been for years. 1 have a mnch better appetite. I shall take several more bottles for safety’s sake. Warner’s Log CabiiffSarsaparilla is a great blood purifier and I most heartily recommend it” A few bottles of Warner’s Log Cabin Sarsaparilla used in the family now will save many a week of sickness and many a dollar of bills. Use no other. This is the oldest, most thoroughly tested, and the best, is put up in the largest sarsaparilla bottle on the market, containing 120 doses. There is no other preparation of similar name that can bquai it. The name of its manufacturers is a guarantee of its superior worth. While the great doctors wrangle over the technicalities of an advanced medical science that cannot cure disease, such simple preparations yearly snatch millions from untimely graves. '

k Good Reastn.

Justice —Your testimony as to the prisoner’s character isn’t complete. I want to know about the last five years. Haven’t you been living in his neighborhood ? Witness—Not two blocks from him. Justice—Ah! Well, what can you tell us about him for, say, the last year? Witness—Nothing, your Honor. Justice—Why not, sir? Witness—Because I was in jail.— Philadelphia Call.

Who Laughs Last.

Perkins—“ And so you’re going to the fancy-dress ball? What costume are you going to wear?” Smart Aleck—“I think I’ll borrow your summer suit and go as a tramp. What are you going to wear ?” Perkins—“I guess I’ll put on your diagonal Prince Albert and go as a looking-glass. ” — Puck.

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Now is the Time

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CATARRH IN THE HEAD. r SyMIWOMS of THE DISEASE.-Dull, heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal passages, discharges falling from the head into the throat, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid; the eyes are weak; there is ringing in the ears, deafness, hacking or coughing to clear the throat, expectoration of offensive matter, together with scabs from ulcers; the voice is changed and has a • nasal twang”; the breath is offensive; smell and taste impaired; there is a sensation "of dizziness, with mental depression, a hacking cough and general debility. Only a few of the above-named symptoms are likely to be present in any one case. Thousands of cases annually, without manifesting half of the above symptoms, result in consumption, and end in the grave. No disease is so common, more deceptive and dangerous, less understood, or more unsuccessfully treated by physicians. Onuunu Prune If yo P w ? uM remove an evil, sfrflre at its LOMMON uENSE root - As tho predisposing or real cause of catarrh is, in the majority of cases, some ■ RFATMFMT weakness, impurity, or otherwise faulty nuiamii condition of the system, in attempting to cure the disease our chief aim must be directed to the removal of that cause. The more we see of this odious disease, and we treat successfully thousands of cases annually at the Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, the more do we realize the Importance of combining with the use of a local, soothing and healing application, a thorough and persistent internal use of blood-cleansing and tonic medicines. I? curing catarrh and all the various diseases with UnlEr which it is so frequently complicated, as throat, bronchial, and lung diseases, weak stomach, canFl lANRF ta ri- hal deafness, weak or inflamed eyes, impure lluUAnwt. blood, scrofulous and other taints, the wonderful powers and virtues of Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery cannot be too strongly extolled. It has a specific

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