Democratic Sentinel, Volume 12, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 March 1888 — Quality Superior to Quantity. [ARTICLE]

Quality Superior to Quantity.

“My dear,” said a New York man to his wife, after perusing the evening paper, “are you aware of the fact tha r . a man’s brain weighs three and a half pounds?” “You’ve just read that, haven’t you?” “Yes.” “Well, doesn’t that article say that a woman’s is somewhat lighter ?” “It certainly does.” . “And it also informs you that a woman’s brain is of much finer quality ?” “Yes.” “Well, then, just concentrate your three-and-a-half-pound intellect on that scuttle, and figure out how much it will weigh after you bring it up full of coal from the cellar.” The man with the great hea’d departed for the lower regions in search of information.— Texas Siftinqs.