Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 January 1888 — The New Prize Story [ARTICLE]

The New Prize Story

is eagerly sought for, read with pleasure or disappointment, is then tossed aside and forgotten. But lad es who read of Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription read it again, for they discover in it something to prize'—a messenger of joy to those suffering from functional aerapgeinents or any of the painful disorders or weaknesses peculiar to tlxeir sex. Period cal pains, internal inflammation, and ulceration readily yield to its wonderful curative and healing powers. It is the only medicine for women sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded. This guarantee has been printed on the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully carried out for many years. The trouble with the big girl is that every pair of scales she steps on gives her a weigh. —Texas Bijtings. “Yes; I shall break the engagement,” she said, folding her arms and looking deflant; “it is really too much trouble to converse with him; he’s as deaf as a post and talks like he had a mouthful of mush Besides, the way he hawks and spits is disgusting.” “Don’t break the engagement for that; tell him to take Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It will cure him completely.” “Well, I’ll tell him. Ido hate to break it off, for in all other respects he’s quite too charming.” Of course it cured his catarrh. The indiscretion of our first parents was a mighty good thing for tailors and dressmakers.