Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1887 — He wanted a Chance. [ARTICLE]

He wanted a Chance.

ITnsTia d— * Do you know, mv dear, that the men would be happier if women would follow some of the easterns of the Japanese?” Wife—“ Why, you horrid thing! You wouldn’t want me to blacken my teeth, Would you?” H sband —“No; but there is one thing the Japanese women do which, if lon followed, might give me a chance J look in the mirror occasionally.” Wife— “ What on earth can that be?" Husband—“ They dress their hair only once in four days, darling."—Jfietzz York Journal.