Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1887 — Two of a Kind. [ARTICLE]

Two of a Kind.

Minister - And do you like to go to church with your papa and mamma, Bobby ? Bobby (inclined to be non-committal) —Well, I guess I like it as well as pa does.— New York Hun. An old barber says that barbers die early by inhaling the poisonous breath of customers. Nevertheless, the writ er has, so far, failed to find a barber whose breath was not strong enough to curl his hair, and the chances are, if a barber dies young, his own breath is as much to blame as that of his customers.—Peck’s Sun.