Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1887 — It Was His Wife. [ARTICLE]

It Was His Wife.

A gentleman entered a phrenologist’s office in Boston and asked to have his head examined. After a moment’s inspection the Professor started back, exclaiming: ' “Good heavens! you have the most unaccountable combination of attributes I ever discovered in a human being. Were your parents eccentric?” “No, sir,” replied the all-around character, meekly, “but my wife is. You needn’t pay any attention to the larger bumps, sir."— Burlington Free Press. . Dare to be true. Nothing can need a lie.— George Herbert. . I