Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 October 1887 — He Lacks Information. [ARTICLE]

He Lacks Information.

“Are you the cow!” asked the boarder from town, pausing before the pump. “No,” replied the pump, speaking through his nose like a true American, “I am the milk made. Haw, haw, haw.” And next morning the awestricken guest ate his gruel in s lence, nor once complained when he found a water-spider in the cream.— Burdette.