Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 September 1887 — C-h-o-o! C-h-o-o!! C-h-o-o!!! [ARTICLE]

C-h-o-o! C-h-o-o!! C-h-o-o!!!

Don’t sneeze, sneeze, hawk, hawk, spit, blow, and disgust everybody with your offensive breath. If you have acrid, watery discharges from the nose and eyes, throat disease, causing chok ng semations, cough, ringing noises in head, splitting headache and other symptoms of nasal catarrh, remember that the manufacturers of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy offer, in good faith, SSOO reward for a case' of catarrh which they cannot cure. The Remedy is sold by druggists at only 5J cents.

An Irishman claims that the O’Rientals came from the ould sod originally.—Siftings.