Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 September 1887 — A Trial by Jury. [ARTICLE]

A Trial by Jury.

That great American jury, the people, have rendere t a unanimous verdict in favor of Dr. Piorco’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets, the standard remedy for bowel and stomach disorders, biliousness, sick headache, dizziness, constipation, and sluggish liver. What makes all boy babies “bouncing?” Don’t girl babies bounce, and if they don’t, why don’t they?— Philadelphia Call. Come to the bridal chamber, Death! Come to the mother when she feels For the first time her first-born's breath, And thou art terrible ! The untimely death which annually carries off thousands of human beings in the prime of youih is indeed terrible. The first approach of consumption is insidious, and the sufferer himself is the mo t unconscious of its approach. Oae of the most alarming symptoms of this dread disease is, in fact, the ineradicable hope which lurks in the heart of the victim, preventing him from taking timely steps to arrest the ma'ady. That it can b > arrested in its earlier stages is beyond questioo, as there are hundreds of well-authenticated cases where Dr. Tierce’s Golde i Medical Discovery has effected a complete cure. A CYCLONE is like three school-girls walking abreast—it doesn’t turn out for anything.— Waterloo Observer.