Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1887 — That’s the Right Place to Send It. [ARTICLE]
That’s the Right Place to Send It.
The Star of Bethlehem has been x-e----discovered in Kentucky. Well, quite likely, quite likely; that’s the State where they need it. The first time it was discovered Kentucky was off somewhere at a Rowan County hangin’, or something of that sort, and didn’t get any good of it. Now, if Professor Klein really has discovered it again, just all the rest of the world stand back and let Kentucky have it all to herself; there won’t be more than enough of it to go around, even then. — Burdette. Weak lungs, spitting of blood, consumption, and kindred affections, cured without physician. Address for treatise, with 10 cents in stamps, World’s Dispensary Medical Association, GO3 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y. It is only after she becomes a centenarian that a woman is willing to own up to her age. —Boston Post.
