Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 June 1887 — Giving It a Name. [ARTICLE]

Giving It a Name.

“Isn’t it a cute little thing?” said Mrs. Gushly to her husband, as she held the baby up to him. “Yes, it is, and doesn’t it look like me? It’s got some of my ways already. I’ll wager that it’ll grow up to be just like me. By the way, we haven’t named it yet. What would you suggest?” “Well, if y u’re anything of a prophet, I’d take right now on naming it Ananias.”— Washinq.'on Criti -. Thompson—“ Suppose a man should call you a liar, what should you do ?” .1 ones (hesitatingly)—“ What sized The pugilist who was struck foul said man wont* but little here below—the belt